Chard Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) Well, I won't have to put up with you riff-raaaarff for much longer Looks like I've hit the big time. Got a nice little email this morning that should set me up for life, I'll be off to sunnier climes, so you can all poke your pideguns up yer harrises Hello My dear Friend, A similar message like this has been sent to you concerning your credit payment file which has been again recently reviewed. The man named Mr. Thompson has refused to stop saying that you are dead and that the person that responded to us is not you. He said that no rightful or true owner of funds worth $1,000,000.00(One Million United States Dollars) will play around or refuse to pay the needed fees to release his or her funds and so therefore that he is right and stands on the fact that you are dead. This has really caused us to right you ones again before taking our final decision about who we will pay this money. A general review was been made which has caused the funds release fee to be reduced by the Government and now either you or Mr. Thompson who claims to be your Beneficiary will only have to pay $190 USD for the paper work which must be paid as soon as possible so that this funds can get to you as soon as possible via the authorised bank. So I am writing you to know if you are DEAD OR ALIVE, if you do not reply back before 48hrs we will have no other alternative than to believe that you are dead according to Mr. Williams Thompson. And if you are truly still alive and the real owner of this funds you should have no reason to delay concerning the payment of only $190 USD for the paper work of your funds as stipulated by the Government. Because this is a fact that Mr. Williams Thomason has pointed our attention to and has agreed to pay for since he claims to be the owner. if you refuse to get back to us am afraid we shall give the fund transfer to him and collect the money from him that means that he is right that you are dead or that the money is not truly yours and he is to claim the funds on your behalf. Please if you are still alive and ready to claim your winning funds as the true owner and you are ready to pay the needed paper work fee of $190 USD. , contact the agent incharge immediately using the below details ok: Name: Mr. Steve Kumar Email: stevekumar@rogers.com Phone Number: +234-708-721-3321 ( NOTE: AS YOU CONTACT THE PAYING OFFICER MR.Steve Kumar ASK HIM FOR THE INFORMATION ON HOW TO SEND THE ONLY CHARGED FEE OF $190USD. DO NOT CONTACT HIM IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO PAY THE $190 USD FOR YOUR PAPER WORK OK. SO THAT WE CAN JUST CONCLUDE THAT YOU ARE EITHER DEAD OR BETTER STILL NOT THE OWNER OF THE MONEY.) Best regards, Sincerely, Mrs.Deborah Jones. Fund Release Department COMPENSATION AWARD AUTHORITY contact Yo, Debbie baby. Cheque's in the post for only $190 Edited April 30, 2010 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) Wow. I just can't see anything wrong about that. You are clearly entitled to all that money and what a lucky man you are. "DEAD OR ALIVE" good Xbox game ...Actually, you'll probably be able to buy as many Xbox games as you like now Edited April 30, 2010 by harfordwmj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woodcock11 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Warmest congratulations on your good fortune. Once the money is in your hands,I suggest you spend it very very quickly because, in the -albeit unlikely - event of Mr Brown getting in again next week, it will be taken from you sharpish and wasted just like all the other billions of pounds that he has taken from you, me and everyone else. PS Hope you are alive! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFC Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Hang on, sorry to pee on your parade mate but I've spotted something a bit dodgy. At the start of the letter it says Mr Thompson and further down it says Mr Thomason. I'm sure it will be OK but you might want to.....uh ohhhh... I've just noticed that you say the cheque for $190 is already in the post. Hope it's Ok. Congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Well congratulations mr Chard... Hope this isn't a scam to get $190 out of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Well congratulations mr Chard... Hope this isn't a scam to get $190 out of you Don't be silly. It's normal for any company to ask for money from you before they give you any money. My Bank of Nigeria does it all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 This has really caused us to right you ones again.......... Be generous and spend some of that money on English lessons for Mrs. Jones. After all, she's made you very rich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 thats got scam written all over it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminator69 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 HeHe enjoy spending all your poppy fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletcher1234565 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 What about going half each. I might be able to dig a few more of them up so we would soon be in the worlds top 10 rich list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Phone Number: +234-708-721-3321 Guess where that international dialling code is? Yes, it's our Nigerian friends again Ask him ifhe knows that prince who needed $2,000 to get all his diamonds out of the country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted April 30, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 You lot are so cynical I've just been shopping. I put half a dozen Kreighoffs on my credit card and booked a round the world holiday. I'll clear them when I get the cash from Debs Shot any tree rats with yer Baikal Hatstand fence posts lately? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJN Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Chard, when you collec tyour money can you ask them about this one, as I'm still waiting for my money, please note it's the same phone number, so they should know about it :-) DATE: 29/07/2008. RE: THIRD QUARTER PAYMENT ON INHERITANCE/CONTRACT =20 FUNDS#:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/008. ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY, THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN =20 OVER DUE FUND TRANSFER HAS APPROVED YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE/CONTRACT FUNDS TO BE RELEASED TO YOU VIA KEY TELEGRAPHIC TRANSFER(KTT) DIRECT TO YOUR ACCOUNT THROUGH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA OR ANY OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA NOMINATED CORRESPONDENT BANK. MEANWHILE, A WOMAN CAME TO MY OFFICE WITH A LETTER OF =20 AUTHORIZATION,CLAIMING TO BE YOUR TRUE REPRESENTATIVE. HERE ARE HER INFORMATIONS FOR YOU TO CONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE IF THIS WOMAN IS TRULY FROM YOU OR NOT SO THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYING INTO ANY WRONG ACCOUNTS. CONTACT YOUR CLAIMS OFFICER NOW ON: CLAIMS NAME:REV.ANDREW THOMAS EMAIL ACCOUNT NAMEatmfundscentre11@hotmail.com ) PHONE NUMBER: +234-708-721-3321 BANK NAME:OCEANIC BANK . ACCOUNT NUMBER:503809428. PLEASE, DO RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IF THIS WOMAN IS FROM YOU SO TO AVOID PAYING TO THE WRONG PERSON. YOU ARE REQUIRED TO FILL AND SEND YOUR INFORMATIONS AS STATED BELLOW FOR VERIFICATIONS PURPOSES SO THAT YOUR FUND VALUED US$2.6 MILLION (TWO =20 MILLION SIX HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE DOLLARS) WILL BE REMITTED INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT ANY WHERE.THIS FUND IS AS A RESULT OF =20 INHERITANCE/CONTRACT ON YOUR BEHALF. INFORMATION NEEDED FROM YOU FOR VERIFICATION IS AS FOLLOWS: 1.YOUR NAME:.......................... 2.YOUR FULL ADDRESS:.................. 3.YOUR MOBILE PHONE NUMBER:........... 4.FAX:................................ 5.AGE:................................ 6.SEX:................................ 7.YOUR OCCUPATION:.................... 8.YOUR BANKING DETAILS:............... 9.ANY COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION:..... AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THESE INFORMATIONS FROM YOU, WE SHALL COMMENCE WITH AL= L NECESSARY PROCEDURES IN OTHER TO REMIT THIS MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. THE CENTRAL BANK GOVERNOR, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINAN= CE (FMF)EXECUTIVE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN =20 OVER DUE INHERITANCE/CONTRACT FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE =20 BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR,INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE/FOREIGN OPERATIONS,TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITANCE/CONTRACT FUNDS THIS SECOND QUART= ER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR 2008. HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MRS.WHITE,IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT SEVEN WORKING DAYS FROM TODAY. WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THE DELAY IN TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU. YOUR URGENT ATTENTION WILL BE HIHGLY APPRECIATED. MR. AFOLABI OJO DIRECTOR FOREIGN OPERATIONS, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA. CC: SENATE COMMITTEE ON CONTRACT/INHERITTANCE MATTERS. CC: INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUNDS (IMF) CC: FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) REMEMBER TO CONTACT THE THEM FOR YOUR ATM CARD PAYMENT WITH THE BELOW INFORMATIONS AGAIN: CLAIMS NAME:REV.ANDREW THOMAS ACCOUNT NAMEatmfundscentre11@hotmail.com ) PHONE NUMBER: +234-708-721-3321 BANK NAME:OCEANIC BANK . ACCOUNT NUMBER:503809428. If this mail is not meant for you, pls return it to the sender and do not disclose the content to a second party due to its confidential nature, =20 hence it is strictly for the intended recipient. Your compliance to this =20 request will be highly appreciated. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian28 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 Im so happy for you chard take no notice of those mockers who say its a scam we all know it must be true THROUGH THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA OR ANY OF THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA NOMINATED CORRESPONDENT BANK. the above are allways giving huge amounts of money away to deserving people such as yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 You lot are so cynical I've just been shopping. I put half a dozen Kreighoffs on my credit card and booked a round the world holiday. I'll clear them when I get the cash from Debs Shot any tree rats with yer Baikal Hatstand fence posts lately? Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha You'll not be wanting that old Beretta now will you? How about donating it to me? I could do with a 32" barrel cheapie to vault over the ditches with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune82 Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) thats got scam written all over it No chance this is obviously a legitimate offer of hard cash. Ive had loads of these brilliant offers from MR bank of Nigeria and various other African Crown Princes. They are so kind and generous!! I think you should also treat everyone on this thread to a nice no limits high pheasant day and maybe some driven grouse. Edited April 30, 2010 by fortune82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
100milesaway Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 This most certainly is not a begging letter but please don't forget your dearest Auntie will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted April 30, 2010 Report Share Posted April 30, 2010 (edited) I think you should also treat everyone on this thread to a nice no limits high pheasant day and maybe some driven grouse. A nice no limits driven grouse shoot would be right up my street, only if Chard is buying the drinks in the bar afterwards. "Get to the drawing room butler and clean my guns while your in there!" You know what, I have re-read the letter, and you are definitely all right. It not a scam, I mean, how could the poor nigerians do that sort of thing to us innocent british folks. Edited April 30, 2010 by SSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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