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*****y cat!


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Was out for a walk along the hedgerows this morning.

I wasn't having much luck until I was just about back at the farm. I clocked one stitting watching the sunrise, more asleep than awake (I thought).

I started to reduce the 50 or so meters between us. He spotted me and did a stamp. 2 others did a dash for different hedges.

Then I saw a really young one head away from me to the corner of the field/garden wall. I was a tad surprised when the bottom of the hedge exploded to reveal our old house cat defying the laws of physics and flying through the air to hit the kit hard enough to break its neck with the impact! He had the cheek to look at me hard and long, then strut off with his trophy hanging from his jaws.

I caught up with him in the garden a few minutes later, where he was sat waiting to show off his kill.

I'm now in two minds as to who Thumper saw first, but hey ho, some you win,,,,,

 

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I could not afford a gun dog, so i thought that I would train my cat.

 

Took it out for the first time, shot a rabbit 50yrdish, says to cat fetch.

 

he just sits there looking at me.

 

FETCH you cooking fat.

 

Looks at me and says,

 

 

 

ME HOW

 

 

 

 

Atb

 

Clynton

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