Ozzy Fudd Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 http://pacemakerpress.net/index.php?option...1&Itemid=30 just saw in the local newspaper that the first polish psni (police) officer is starting in my area - does this mean im going to have to start learning how to swear in polish as well now?! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Terrorists in Government and Immigrants in the PSNI. No wonder the countries so ****** up. Bet he didn't have to pass many exams to get in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupot Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 http://pacemakerpress.net/index.php?option...1&Itemid=30 just saw in the local newspaper that the first polish psni (police) officer is starting in my area - does this mean im going to have to start learning how to swear in polish as well now?! :lol: PSNI : Polish Service Of Northern Ireland.................Whatever next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupot Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 They're not Terrorists Dazza they where only out to get a loaf of bread that night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 can just imagaine the headlines next election day - "Pole's guard the Poll's!" :good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 just realised, our plan to head out in newry on halloween night dressed as a load of nazi and russian soldiers probably wouldnt go down too well now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Oh great, It must be all of 3 days since the last "Falls Road" versus "Shankill Road" thread, can't you Irish just live and let live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 simply put MC no they can't, shame really as its quite nice over there when they're not fighting and leaving bombs about the place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GW80 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Just hope he doesn't have to drive to work!! They are not the best drivers in the world after a Litre bottle of Vod, just have to pick up the local rag and are gauranteed atleast 3 in court for DIC,No Insurance/ No tax!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Its a grim job for anyone to want to do let alone a Polish guy, got a distant relative in the PSNI and all his Irish family kicked merry hell up about him joining and being a traitor to them. The locals need to get a grip and start living and let live, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Just hope he doesn't have to drive to work!! They are not the best drivers in the world after a Litre bottle of Vod, just have to pick up the local rag and are gauranteed atleast 3 in court for DIC,No Insurance/ No tax!! Sounds like he will fit in perfectly with the locals, even the accent won't be a problem as noone can understand the irish anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GW80 Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sounds like he will fit in perfectly with the locals, even the accent won't be a problem as noone can understand the irish anyway. Yep he should do, apparently he shoots pigeons with 7.5 clay loads too!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Yep he should do, apparently he shoots pigeons with 7.5 clay loads too!! I always knew those irish lads weren't quite the ticket, you have just confirmed it for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sounds like he will fit in perfectly with the locals, even the accent won't be a problem as noone can understand the irish anyway. Funny that, I couldn't understand the people the last time I was in England. They all spoke Urdu and Hindi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
al4x Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 thats the problem with holidaying in Luton just because easy jet had the flights on offer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Oh great, It must be all of 3 days since the last "Falls Road" versus "Shankill Road" thread, can't you Irish just live and let live? simply put MC no they can't, shame really as its quite nice over there when they're not fighting and leaving bombs about the place this is nothing to do with a falls road vs shankill road thread, incase you hadnt noticed most of us hate the police no matter what colours we fly :good: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyboots Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 sure the english cudnt agree on the colour of ****, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 sure the english cudnt agree on the colour of ****, That is rich coming from a paddy, Hello Mr Kettle, meet Mr Pot, he is black :good: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyboots Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 once you had a empire now what the **** have you got , and i aint no paddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 once you had a empire now what the **** have you got , and i aint no paddy Sorry Mick, We still have Northern Ireland, and that grates on you lot more than anything else. So that will have to do. I may have missed it in history lessons but what have the Northern Irish ever had? Apart from the means to blow innocent people up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shot shot Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sorry Mick, We still have Northern Ireland, and that grates on you lot more than anything else. So that will have to do. I may have missed it in history lessons but what have the Northern Irish ever had? Apart from the means to blow innocent people up. well, at a time the biggest (and best) shipyard in the world, one of the largest linen producers Oh, and a ship that couldn't quite go all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted August 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) Sorry Mick, We still have Northern Ireland, and that grates on you lot more than anything else. So that will have to do. I may have missed it in history lessons but what have the Northern Irish ever had? Apart from the means to blow innocent people up. that doesnt grate on all of us. but i guarantee if the unionists ever decided they didnt want to be part of the UK anymore you lot would be out in the morning you know i think this thread is typical of the northern ireland situation - everyones getting on nicely til a couple of english twits stick their noses in, and before you know it it all goes down hill ps MC incase you didnt realise, calling someone mick or paddy is actually racial discrimination, same as ****** or ***. wouldnt want us ulster lads to feel we're being racially discriminated against, now would you?? anyway back to the original topic before this gets closed, how many polish jokes can we think up incase i get stopped by this boyo?? :lol: my best one so far "i think our opinions of drunk and disorderly are poles apart..." Edited August 18, 2010 by Ozzy Fudd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sorry Mick, I may have missed it in history lessons but what have the Northern Irish ever had? Thousands of brave men that answered England's call during two World Wars. You may need out help again in the Islamic Republic of Englistan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Thousands of brave men that answered England's call during two World Wars. Back to the Polish again are we? Still I suppose NI is British while the hand outs are happening, just like Scotland. Maybe you should try standing on your own two feet for once. I wonder how long it would be before you were on your knees? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Like England is on it's knees now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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