king ratcatcher Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 A bear a lion and a duck were having an argument, the bear says I'm king of the world I GRRRROWL and everyone trembles.... the lion says NO I'm king of the world, I RRRRROAR and everyone quakes..... the duck says sorry to tell you guys but i'm king of the world... I sneeze and everyone ****'s themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 It was posted already yesterday lad http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/ind...showtopic=15474 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Ahhhhh, but yesterday it was a bear, a tiger and a chicken. Surely that makes it a different joke. :thumbs: Not funnier, but different. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Ahhhhh, but yesterday it was a bear, a tiger and a chicken.Surely that makes it a different joke. Not funnier, but different. :blink: :thumbs: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Do I not get the joke? or is it really not funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 Its an example of surreal humour and I think it comes across slightly better in the bear, tiger, chicken, version. Mainly because you are unlikely to meet a duck in the jungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 3, 2006 Report Share Posted March 3, 2006 lol a duck would have about 200 different predators in jungle.. Snakes, spiders, crocodiles etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 so where did the duck come from ??:lol:???:(? B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 so where did the duck come from ?:lol:??:(??B)? B) From a bloddy duck egg STOOOOPID Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 so where did the duck come from ??:lol:???:(? B) As I understand it, the duck turned up the next day and claimed to be a friend of the chicken. The tiger said he was not walking through the Jungle with a duck and cleared off. The bear then phoned his friend the lion , to take the tiger's place. Apparently, the bear was not impressed to hear the same joke two days running. The lion thought it was funny, because he hadn't heard it before. You have to appreciate this is all secondhand rumour. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnskevena Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 so where did the duck come from ???????????? B) As I understand it, the duck turned up the next day and claimed to be a friend of the chicken. The tiger said he was not walking through the Jungle with a duck and cleared off. The bear then phoned his friend the lion , to take the tiger's place. Apparently, the bear was not impressed to hear the same joke two days running. The lion thought it was funny, because he hadn't heard it before. You have to appreciate this is all secondhand rumour. :( B) Brilliant Cranfield B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 I heard the chicken was too busy crossing the road!! Duck knows where the other bird came from!!! Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 so where did the duck come from :(??B)??B)??:lol: From a bloddy duck egg STOOOOPID Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 4, 2006 Report Share Posted March 4, 2006 so where did the duck come from ????????? B) From a bloddy duck egg STOOOOPID Dave **** :( B) B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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