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ive an idea, if you breed your dog with my pedigree dog we could have some serious pups; what you thinking....

 

Simon, Im amazed at the similarities, both dogs are obviously from the same classic stock. Two questions for you; Has yours had its teeth whitened? How do you know if its looking at you? ATB MM.

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Thanks for all the offers of breeding guys.

On further discussion with my vet he suggests I just market pre loaded turkey basters and post out using RM extra special delivery.(should be with you within a fortnight)

This DIY option will bring costs down to a more reasonable level, approx £1700 per shot +P&P (total £1854.69p)

He suggests that to improve the chances of a successful mating you play any Barry White cd (It always works for me)

Regards MM.

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Dogs that attack other on a shoot need re training, an socialized dog is a nightmare and also a dog that isn't under control like MM sounds not to be are a real pain in the ****! Alot of the time in fact 99% of the time the owner needs training first before blaming it on your dog being ****

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Dogs that attack other on a shoot need re training, an socialized dog is a nightmare and also a dog that isn't under control like MM sounds not to be are a real pain in the ****! Alot of the time in fact 99% of the time the owner needs training first before blaming it on your dog being ****

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Dogs that attack other on a shoot need re training, an socialized dog is a nightmare and also a dog that isn't under control like MM sounds not to be are a real pain in the ****! Alot of the time in fact 99% of the time the owner needs training first before blaming it on your dog being ****

 

Go on admit it, you didn't read the whole first paragraph,come to that the whole thread.

Chill

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Dogs that attack other on a shoot need re training, an socialized dog is a nightmare and also a dog that isn't under control like MM sounds not to be are a real pain in the ****! Alot of the time in fact 99% of the time the owner needs training first before blaming it on your dog being ****

 

Well said, it's about time someone said something sensible too many people have been making too much of a joke out of this very serious scenario. However I have too say that I'd give the dog and handler a second chance. The dog looks like it has promise.

 

Good point buggs, well presented.

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Well said, it's about time someone said something sensible too many people have been making too much of a joke out of this very serious scenario. However I have too say that I'd give the dog and handler a second chance. The dog looks like it has promise.

 

Good point buggs, well presented.

hope your right pal, my dogs about to have its pups in 9 weeks...
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Dogs that attack other on a shoot need re training, an socialized dog is a nightmare and also a dog that isn't under control like MM sounds not to be are a real pain in the ****! Alot of the time in fact 99% of the time the owner needs training first before blaming it on your dog being ****

 

Buggs, I hope youre sat down as I have some shocking news for you...........................................................................................................................its a joke!

 

Welcome to pigeonwatch BTW.

 

As you are new I will warn you some people on here have a twisted sense of humour and as such you shouldnt believe all you read here, regards, MM.

 

PS you may like to introduce yourself to the forum in the Welcome section, ATB.

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Buggs, I hope youre sat down as I have some shocking news for you...........................................................................................................................its a joke!

 

Welcome to pigeonwatch BTW.

 

As you are new I will warn you some people on here have a twisted sense of humour and as such you shouldnt believe all you read here, regards, MM.

 

PS you may like to introduce yourself to the forum in the Welcome section, ATB.

 

What you mean a Joke??????...I was really living in hope for a puppy..........lol

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So sorry to let you down like this Highbird, I owe you a huge apology for leading you on and getting your hopes up (frenchieboy too) I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. In the meantime Id like to introduce my new dawg................

 

apparently v good for blind retrieves......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So sorry to let you down like this Highbird, I owe you a huge apology for leading you on and getting your hopes up (frenchieboy too) I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. In the meantime Id like to introduce my new dawg................

 

apparently v good for blind retrieves......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

content_mugly2012-worlds-ugliest-dog-mugly.jpg......

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So sorry to let you down like this Highbird, I owe you a huge apology for leading you on and getting your hopes up (frenchieboy too) I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me. In the meantime Id like to introduce my new dawg................

 

apparently v good for blind retrieves......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

content_mugly2012-worlds-ugliest-dog-mugly.jpg......

crikey

 

Dear Moor Man, after my disapointment, in losing hope for having a puppy from your other dog, you have now giving me new hopes, It as been a long time in my quest to search for a nocturnal dog, that finds it easy to blind retrive, have you found a companion for this fine specimen of canine?

 

Simon...its the crikey...for joy finally a good looking dog?

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Moor Man, do you by any chance call your new dog "Yodah". It must have been really hard for your new dog to learn how to do blind retreives while carrying a white stick, or is it just having a power nap between drives in the photo!

 

p.s. Please do not get any more of these fine looking animals or I will be far too spoilt for choice as to which of them to mate my little "Gooly Grabber" to when her next time in season comes around. As for the current "pairing" that you were offering I am afraid that we have "missed the boat" this time around. That rather obnoxious dog fox that advertises the Foxy Bingo thing on telly dog fox caught her unawares while she was having a nap after a hard day watching a load of pre-recorded installments Emmerdale Farm and "did the business" without waking her up. I think he might have mistaken her for a "hooker" or a TV Celeb Groopy as he left a few vouchers for some free bingo games which I found when I got home - Either that or her really enjoyed her "comapny" and is hoping to come back for more! If anyone should come across this TV Celeb fox while out shooting please don't put paid to him as I do not want her offspring being brought up fatherless and I want to hit hard him for "Child Maintanance!

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