deadeye ive Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markio Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 :yp: :o Excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Very good! ! ! ! That was definitely a LOL occasion for me :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTMS Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Brilliant :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 :o :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 But a little bit dissapointed in you Dead Eye as I know you can do better LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenlander Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 nice one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadeye ive Posted September 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 But a little bit dissapointed in you Dead Eye as I know you can do better LB Look at my new thread in the other types of shooting section .............. I had to resist and stop my self posting a cockey comment ,that much I can tell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Top marks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king ratcatcher Posted September 29, 2006 Report Share Posted September 29, 2006 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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