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The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:

 

1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop.

 

2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.

 

3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door.

 

4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work.

 

Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool.

 

No one else was hurt.

 

:good::lol::lol:

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I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident.

You missed this didn`t you sherlock?

 

"thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. "

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I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident.

You missed this didn`t you sherlock?

 

"thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. "

 

 

ROTFFLMFAO

 

 

 

 

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I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident.

You missed this didn`t you sherlock?

 

"thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. "

 

that was better than the post :good::lol::lol::lol::lol::D:lol::lol::lol::D:P

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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I was talking to the bloke in Westons in Brighton a few months back and they had someone come into the shop brandishing an air pistol shouting "This is a hold up!". The bloke replied calmly "This is a gunshop" and pointed to the array of nastey things on show ...................

 

The robber just ran out and was not seen again!

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