henry d Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree appeared to be the robber's first, due to his lack of a previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices: 1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms. A gun shop. 2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers. 3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police patrol car parked at the front door. 4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a holdup, and fired a few wild shots. The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, covered by several customers who also drew their guns, thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. No one else was hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 Let me guess Texas NTTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted October 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident. You missed this didn`t you sherlock? "thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident. You missed this didn`t you sherlock? "thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. " ROTFFLMFAO LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted October 3, 2006 Report Share Posted October 3, 2006 I think to qualify for the Darwin awards you have to be made so that you cannot contaminate the gene pool. So you either have to be dead or lost your important parts in a nasty accident. You missed this didn`t you sherlock? "thereby removing the confused criminal from the gene pool. " that was better than the post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppythedog Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 http://www.darwinawards.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 I was talking to the bloke in Westons in Brighton a few months back and they had someone come into the shop brandishing an air pistol shouting "This is a hold up!". The bloke replied calmly "This is a gunshop" and pointed to the array of nastey things on show ................... The robber just ran out and was not seen again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 4, 2006 Report Share Posted October 4, 2006 Stop, my sides are splitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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