red_stag88 Posted November 6, 2003 Report Share Posted November 6, 2003 These three from our friend George dubya Bush: "As you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to live here" [white house] "I do not belive we have ever put a guilty man to death in Texas" "More and more of our imports come from abroard" :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shropshire Lad Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 :blink: Thats a good one Red. I've got one for you. I was looking at a web site that ran online IQ tests and it had a few stats. It turns out that some scientists that had been training a gorilla to study primate inteligence had given said gorilla an IQ test and it scored in the mid 80s George "dubya" Bush only got 5 points more and is still in the below average IQ level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelhunter Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 Thom Yorke: "You will never make friends unless you like everyone genuinely. Oh well, I'm ****** then aren't I?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted November 7, 2003 Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 "Let them eat cake" Marie Antionnette "Look at all them ******* indians" Colonel Custer "I see no ships" Sir Francis Drake "What the **** was that?" The Mayor of Hiroshima Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted November 7, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2003 There are only two American tanks in the city." "We are winning!" From mms aka Bahgdad Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Antipodean Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 "Nobody will buy one of those". The English reply to the offer of the volkswagen factory at the end of WW11 as part of war reporation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squirrelhunter Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 From mms aka Bahgdad Bob Other wise known as The Iraqi MisInformation Minister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 "Watch out lads , they'll have some ****ers eye out with that " King Harold 1066 all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted November 12, 2003 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brain dead Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 "my analysis is that they will all die"mms it went something like that but i changed my sig. and forgot what it said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow_Misser Posted November 12, 2003 Report Share Posted November 12, 2003 How about: Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza Anon. Personally I agree Rob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbus Polumbus Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 Getting a hard on doesn't constitute personal growth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brain dead Posted November 13, 2003 Report Share Posted November 13, 2003 One from ozzy osbourne. "Reporter: "Do you have a drinking problem?" Ozzy: "Yes, I can't find a bar." YP springs to mind, although i cant think why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermin Dropper Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 Last words of the captain of the Zebrugger Ferry. " OI, Were you born in a fu**in barn" Evil I know! streight to hell for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clanchief Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 From Blue Peter,,,,,,.....Lets hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fannies. lol clanchief Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted November 15, 2003 Report Share Posted November 15, 2003 "Look at all them ******* indians" Colonel Custer at the Little Bighorn "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?" Mandy Rice-Davies at the Profumo trial. (Somebody explain to the youngsters) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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