Mr-Sheen Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 that'll teach me for skim reading. i've smashed my glasses in protest Its alright, you needed another pair anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 i had a spare pair in my bedside draw for such occasions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reece Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 That's truly offal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardo Posted June 11, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 the head is on the till but they've noticed the eyes had been removed. The Police have been quoted as having "still no eyed-deer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goodo123 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Oh deer, the horns are out again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 the head is on the till but they've noticed the eyes had been removed. The Police have been quoted as having "still no eyed-deer" with no eyes and no legs? Still no eye-deer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overandunder2012 Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 deer me how very rudolf them not to clear that up quicker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 I can shoot deer with either arm........I'm bambidextrous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 I expect someone had a grudge against the supermarket for their policy of still using non organic eggs in their ready-meals Waitrose have clearly avoided the deer-head on the counter by changing their egg policy .... simples! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 (edited) The deers name was Olive and killed by Rudolf, you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive..You know.....'Olive the other reindeer' used to laugh and call him names.....poor lads cracked and done her in Another reindeer is very unwell say police.........I'm relieved that scientists say they may have found a cure for Prancer. Edited June 11, 2013 by The Ghost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrwabbits Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 was the deer used to having the back doors smashed in >? New drors please . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rexcernui Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Im getting sika these poor attempts at humour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jasper3 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 They say the deer was hit by a Triumph Stag, on the innerds by-pass. a tesco member of staff was just checking it out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delburt0 Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 1 Essex girl out on lash. 2 always gets muncheys when inebriated. 3 put deers head in white handbag before she went out. 4 forgot her cigs so nipped into tesco. 5 got purse from under deers head. 6 forgot to replace deers head into her handbag. 7 had to have a kebab instead at the end of the evening. problem solved ......simples...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedsanity Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'm nominating funniest thread of the week for this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vipa Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Probably just the aftermath of a good stag party?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ack-ack Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Unexpected item in the bagging area... PLEASE RE-SCAN YOUR ITEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekers Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ca$h Money Posted June 12, 2013 Report Share Posted June 12, 2013 Now where did I put that head...... Sorry not me..... I shop in Waitrose in the town centre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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