JOHNNY_RAZOR Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Well cats it's nearly that time of the week again and ol' Johnny is a wonderin' where to spend the weekend. I spend all week working hard for the big man at the factory and I just gotta bust out and cut a rug at the weekend. I was thinking of driving down to Brighton with my buddies "Tony the pony" and "Crossed eyed Carl" to look for those mods that were on our case. Cross eyed Carl (who was just plain ol' Carl till they hit him with the deckchair) has still got a real beef with them. The only trouble is we have to be back by 7 o'clock because Tony has a curfew, part of the agreement with the court. Man that tag is a real ******, it spoils the cut of his drain pipes and has worn the cuff of his best brothel creepers. Still he has to wear it otherwise it's back to the big house on the hill. He had enough of sharing a crib with Diamond Dave last time. Dave if your reading this, don't worry those 15 years will fly by, and if it's any consolation we think she had it coming as well. Rot in Hell Marybeth. Anyways enough rabbit what you lot doing? Fancey meeting up in Brighton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pin Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I'm sure in yesteryear Brighton was "happening", however isn't it for those "good with colours" these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonsey Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 JR you’re scary ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I always liked Showaddywaddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 JR you’re scary ! He's not scary...he's just stuck in a timewarp, again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonsey Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I always liked Showaddywaddy Now you're scaring me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzyboi Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 This weekend i shall mostly be: Friday: Spent chilling Saturday Morning: Down the range where i shall be using a .223 and giving the club owner the money for my new CZ Saturday Afternoon: Pub & Rugby!! Sunday Afternoon: Pub & Rugby!! Seeing the misses in the time in-between Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 This weekend i shall mostly be: Friday: Spent chilling Saturday Morning: Down the range where i shall be using a .223 and giving the club owner the money for my new CZ Saturday Afternoon: Pub & Rugby!! Sunday Afternoon: Pub & Rugby!! Seeing the misses in the time in-between Shouldn't you be spending all the time you can with that sea going gf of yours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazzyboi Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 This weekend i shall mostly be: Friday: Spent chilling Saturday Morning: Down the range where i shall be using a .223 and giving the club owner the money for my new CZ Saturday Afternoon: Pub & Rugby!! Sunday Afternoon: Pub & Rugby!! Seeing the misses in the time in-between Shouldn't you be spending all the time you can with that sea going gf of yours I am tomorrow night, Saturday i wont be as im busy in the day, and she is going out in the night..Sunday she will probably come down the pub with me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno 357 Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I always liked Showaddywaddy More of a Stray Cats man myself and the occational Shakin' Stevens Jonno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNNY_RAZOR Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Shakin Stevens is a fraud, he just a wagon hopping cabaret singer. Shawaddywaddy on the other hand are the real deal, I never miss them when they play Pontins. I bop the night away under the moon of love.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAMMER BURT Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 i will just stick to hillbillying in and around ely,i don't stray to far from home these days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHNNY_RAZOR Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 My cousins in Wales love Hillbilly, that and moonshine. Can't understand what the cats are saying half the time but they can swing and jive all night long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Shakin Stevens is a fraud, he just a wagon hopping cabaret singer.Shawaddywaddy on the other hand are the real deal, I never miss them when they play Pontins. I bop the night away under the moon of love.......... pontins now theres a place i wont for get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I'm combining rugby and field sports on Saturday. I'm going ferreting at the rugby club. Don't worry me and the ferrets will be watching in our lunch break. Sunday I will be clay shooting in the morning and real pigeon missing in the afternoon. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plinker Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 i am going to watch quadraphinia then get on my vespa then i am going to hunt down 'rubber johny razor' and kick his bootlace tie down his neck.apart from that i am having a quiet weekend in with the wife and children. plinker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Sounds like fighting talk Plinker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Yup thats right Snakey its fighting talk where i come from...... Thats why i moved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I shall hopefully be picking up my new motor (toyota hilux surf) so will be spending most of the weekend tazzing about in that Lamping saturday night and piking Sunday Morning too so busy busy I will also get my BSA gold star out, don the leathers and drive around looking for mods on hairdriers (sorry I meant vespas) that I can run off the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I will also get my BSA gold star out, don the leathers and drive around looking for mods on hairdriers (sorry I meant vespas) that I can run off the road Maybe you can ride with Johnny Razors crew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedandlazee Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I will also get my BSA gold star out, don the leathers and drive around looking for mods on hairdriers (sorry I meant vespas) that I can run off the road Maybe you can ride with Johnny Razors crew Might just do that sounds like it could be a bit of a laugh Do they still have deckchairs on the sea front :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plinker Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I will also get my BSA gold star out, don the leathers and drive around looking for mods on hairdriers (sorry I meant vespas) that I can run off the road Maybe you can ride with Johnny Razors crew Might just do that sounds like it could be a bit of a laugh Do they still have deckchairs on the sea front :( i am not going if there are two of you plinker (******* my pants quietly) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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