A Thursday Funny

[new to the flock]

Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday

morning round of golf.

It was their favorite moment of the week.

Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in

another city.

It wasn't quite the same without him.

A new woman lawyer joined their law firm.

One day she overheard the remaining three talking about their

golf round at the coffee table.

Curious, she spoke up, "You know, I used to play on my golf

team

In college and I was pretty good. Would you mind if I joined you

next week?"

The three lawyers looked at each other. They were hesitant.

Not one of them wanted to say 'yes', but she had them on the

spot.

Finally one man said it would be okay, but they would be

starting pretty early at 6:30 am.

He figured the early Tee-Time would discourage her

immediately.

The woman said this might be a problem and asked if she could

possibly be up to 15 minutes late.

They rolled their eyes but said this would be okay.

She smiled and said, "Good, then I'll be there either at 6:30

or 6:45."

She showed up right at 6:30 and wound up beating all three of

them with an eye-opening 2-under par round.

She was a fun and pleasant person the entire round. The guys

were impressed!

Back in the clubhouse they congratulated her and happily

invited her back the next week.

She smiled and said "Sure, I'll be here at 6:30 or 6:45."

The next week she again showed up at 6:30 Saturday morning.

Only this time, she played left-handed.

The three lawyers were incredulous as she still managed to

beat them with an even par round despite playing with her off-hand.

By now the guys were totally amazed, but wondered if she was

just trying to make them look bad by beating them left-handed.

They couldn't figure her out.

She was again very pleasant and didn't seem to be showing

them up, but each man began to harbor a burning desire to beat her!

In the third week they all had their game faces on.

But this week she was 15 minutes late!

This had the guys irritable because each was determined to

play the best round of golf of his life to beat her

As they waited for her, they figured her late arrival was

some petty gamesmanship on her part.

Finally she showed up.

This week the lady lawyer played right-handed which was a good

thing since she narrowly beat all three of them.

However she was so gracious and so complimentary of their

strong play, it was hard to keep a grudge against her.

This woman was a riddle no one could figure out!

Back in the clubhouse she had all three guys shaking their

heads at her ability.

They had a couple beers after their round which helped the

conversation loosen up.

Finally one of the men could contain his curiosity no longer.

He asked her point blank, "How do you decide if you're going

to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

The lady blushed and grinned.

She said, "That's easy. When my dad taught me to play golf, I

learned I was ambidextrous. I have always had fun switching back and

forth.

Then when I met my husband in college and got married, I

discovered he always sleeps in the nude.

From then on I developed a silly habit.

Right before I left in the morning for golf practice, I would pull

the covers off him.

If his you-know-what was pointing to the right, I golfed

right-handed and

if it was pointed to the left, I golfed left-handed. All the

girls on the team thought this was hysterical."

Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys shot

back, "But what if it's pointed straight up in the air?"

She said, "Then I'll be fifteen minutes late."

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[Axe]

[Lord Geordie]

Thats a LONG winded version of the lady hanging the washing out on the right days joke

 

LG

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[dazza]

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[Cyber]

very good

[Lightning BSA]

nice one

[darebear]