bobt Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 One day an 85-year-old Welsh man is taking a stroll around his hometown, which he has lived in for his whole life. As he sees the landmarks, homes, and streets from his youth, he starts reminiscing... "I remember helping build that bridge when I was 25. I worked hard on that. But people won't call you 'the bridge builder' if you do that here. No, no, they don't!" "I remember building that house over there when I was 30. But people won't call you 'the house builder' if you do that. No, no they don't!" "I remember building that pub that I still go to when I was 35. If you do that people won't call you 'the pub builder' either. They sure won't!" "But if you **** one sheep..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 the australian sheep farmer says to his colleague......"are ye shearing"......"no" he replied......."Im sh***gin em both meself"............................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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col s10 Posted March 4, 2007 Report Share Posted March 4, 2007 :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Eskimo's car broke down in Cardiff. He called out the AA and Taffy lifted the bonnet and told him he'd blown a seal. "So what", he said, "you shagged a sheep" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 What's this, picking on us Welsh, you know what they say - "don't knock what you haven't tried". I can remember telling my mother that I didn't like cabbage, how do you know until you try it was her reply - I love it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul223 Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 TUT TUT I now feel abused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Now that makes a change from abusing sheep!! Are you sure your name isn't Baaaaaasil?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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