Conygree Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 For the last few weeks I keep getting odd phone calls and texts - clearly a wrong number to most people but not this cookie. Rather than realize if there is never a reply something is wrong, but as she is a woman so she keeps trying. :( I finally answered a call and slowly explained that she had dialed the wrong number - but she kept asking to speak to her friend, I asked,"where is your friend?" reply " Durham" - "well I will have to shout as I'm in Oxford - you have the wrong number", " but I phoned her on this number before?" but she couldn't have replied, could she? but I want to speak to my friend. This carried on for a few more calls as she didn't get it - then she sent her friend a text(on my number). "I keep trying to ring ur mob. Gets through to some crazy place. Bit worried ur new man has murdered u stashed body and is answering ur phone in a bizarre way". Is that the end, its better than 'life on mars' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Text her back and say "yes I have, and you're next." Go on, it's a grin innit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 sounds like one crazy b.... to me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bugman Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I've just got a new number and keep getting texts and phone calls from a bloke who is obvioulsy trying to "knock off" (for want of a better phrase) the young lady who he thinks is my new number!! So far I've been invited to a place called the Cherry Tree, and lunch several times and he was bragging about almost being arrested while out with a friend (!!) He also fancies me and loves me very much!! The thing I find the funniest though is when he texts me in a blind panic becuase he is running late, he must get such a rollocking if he keeps holding her up and shes getting no texts explaining why! I may reply to him one day and explain he's got the number wrong and I'm not his type!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I think a Text back claiming to have Murdered her Friend and SHE is next can be Construed as somewhat as a THREAT of Physical violence and AS such i would refrain What i WOULD do is 1471 her number and pass it on to a telemarketing company OR ring you Local radio station and give THEM the number explaining what has happened and get them to do a Wind up call THEN explain. (bit like Tony Horn in the Morning thing) :( Or you could pass the number on the the Samaritan's group. The list is endless. Sign up to a Anti site and pass the number on there tell them she wears Real Fur LG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I wish I had a stalker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I wish I had a stalker. They appear to all be mingers though. I too would welcome being stalked by say an ex Page 3 model - I'm not that fussy and would happily consider some of the retired ones from the 80's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decroyffe Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Text her back and say "yes I have, and you're next." Go on, it's a grin innit. :( love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I wish I had a stalker. I too would welcome being stalked by say an ex Page 3 model - I'm not that fussy and would happily consider some of the retired ones from the 80's. Mungler old page 3 models don't retire they just get into the pages of readers wives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 I wish I had a stalker. I too would welcome being stalked by say an ex Page 3 model - I'm not that fussy and would happily consider some of the retired ones from the 80's. Mungler old page 3 models don't retire they just get into the pages of readers wives Or a part on Emmerdale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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