new to the flock Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 >1. Men are like ...Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.... >2. Men are like.Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are. >3. Men are like ......Weather .... Nothing can be done to change them. >4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why. >5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually >head >right for your hips. >6. Men are like .Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say. >7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. >8. Men are like ......Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to >mature. >9. Men are like .....Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of >emotion. >10. Men are like .Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. >11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how >many inches you'll get or how long it will last. >12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright. >13. Men are like Parking Spots All the good ones are taken, the rest are >handicapped. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 LMAO, very good :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Darebear knows this is not true , being married to me . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Darebear knows this is not true , being married to me . Thats not what she tells us in the chatroom scaf LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 21, 2007 Report Share Posted March 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Darebear knows this is not true , being married to me . Thats not what she tells us in the chatroom scaf LB I'm that good people would'nt believe her if she told the truth about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P03 Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 And soooooooo modest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlander Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 I was aware that DB had some issues but 'married to you' she must really be off her head and unable to make sound judgement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 I was aware that DB had some issues but 'married to you' she must really be off her head and unable to make sound judgement Just watch it Highlander thats my mate you are slagging off ..........mind you i think you are spot on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 i totally agree with scaffy. no one would believe me when i told them the truth. he's such an angel (oh and btw, you WILL buy me my skyline for easter instead of an egg). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 i totally agree with scaffy. no one would believe me when i told them the truth. he's such an angel (oh and btw, you WILL buy me my skyline for easter instead of an egg). Better still i will paint one on an egg for you , then your getting the best of both . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 pffffft. nice try. but nope. try again. that was the WRONG answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 pffffft. nice try. but nope. try again. that was the WRONG answer Your better off taking the egg . It won't hurt as much when i shove it up ya ****s . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 well if you won't get me the skyline, can i have an evo ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted March 24, 2007 Report Share Posted March 24, 2007 well if you won't get me the skyline, can i have an evo ? You don't want much do ya . A ******* divorce would be cheaper . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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