keg Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Yes but there is a line between humour and vitriol.. Well at least some of us are patriotic, the spare room is now made up for the occasion. <script pagespeed_no_defer="">//=d.offsetWidth&&0>=d.offsetHeight)a=!1;else{c=d.getBoundingClientRect();var f=document.body;a=c.top+("pageYOffset"in window?window.pageYOffset:(document.documentElement||f.parentNode||f).scrollTop);c=c.left+("pageXOffset"in window?window.pageXOffset:(document.documentElement||f.parentNode||f).scrollLeft);f=a.toString()+","+c;b.b.hasOwnProperty(f)?a=!1:(b.b[f]=!0,a=a<=b.e.height&&c<=b.e.width)}a&&(b.a.push(e),b.d[e]=!0)};p.prototype.checkImageForCriticality=function(b){b.getBoundingClientRect&&q(this,b)};h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.checkImageForCriticality",function(b){n.checkImageForCriticality(b)});h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.checkCriticalImages",function(){r(n)});var r=function(b){b.b={};for(var d=["IMG","INPUT"],a=[],c=0;c=a.length+e.length&&(a+=e)}b.g&&(e="&rd="+encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify(s())),131072>=a.length+e.length&&(a+=e),d=!0);t=a;if(d){c=b.f;b=b.h;var f;if(window.XMLHttpRequest)f=new XMLHttpRequest;else if(window.ActiveXObject)try{f=new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.XMLHTTP")}catch(k){try{f=new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP")}catch(u){}}f&&(f.open("POST",c+(-1==c.indexOf("?")?"?":"&")+"url="+encodeURIComponent(b)),f.setRequestHeader("Content-Type","application/x-www-form-urlencoded"),f.send(a))}}},s=function(){var b={},d=document.getElementsByTagName("IMG");if(0==d.length)return{};var a=d[0];if(!("naturalWidth"in a&&"naturalHeight"in a))return{};for(var c=0;a=d[c];++c){var e=a.getAttribute("pagespeed_url_hash");e&&(!(e in b)&&0=b[e].k&&a.height>=b[e].j)&&(b[e]={rw:a.width,rh:a.height,ow:a.naturalWidth,oh:a.naturalHeight})}return b},t="";h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.getBeaconData",function(){return t});h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.Run",function(b,d,a,c,e,f){var k=new p(b,d,a,e,f);n=k;c&&m(function(){window.setTimeout(function(){r(k)},0)})});})();pagespeed.CriticalImages.Run('/mod_pagespeed_beacon','http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/index.php?s=3f2b7b4a167f734d266c7e9dca17c16f&app=forums&module=ajax§ion=topics&do=quote&t=311513&p=2815496&md5check=507936ffec4d949303bc37c490d4cee7&isRte=1,l8PuqRhht8,true,false,kwCJuZAN5r4'); //]]></script>&&0 KW Well done KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swampyis1968 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Maybe the tax payers should decide what she should be called. We pay for the whole family's existence after all...does that mean we payed for their shotty licence and fac licence well I might ask them to be one of my referees lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les*1066 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Slack Alice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Charlotte Elizabeth Diana is my guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Les*1066 Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Charlotte Elizabeth Diana is my guess. Yeah, mine too coz I just heard it on the radio! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Well at least some of us are patriotic, the spare room is now made up for the occasion. <script pagespeed_no_defer="" type="text/javascript">//=d.offsetWidth&&0>=d.offsetHeight)a=!1;else{c=d.getBoundingClientRect();var f=document.body;a=c.top+("pageYOffset"in window?window.pageYOffset:(document.documentElement||f.parentNode||f).scrollTop);c=c.left+("pageXOffset"in window?window.pageXOffset:(document.documentElement||f.parentNode||f).scrollLeft);f=a.toString()+","+c;b.b.hasOwnProperty(f)?a=!1:(b.b[f]=!0,a=a<=b.e.height&&c<=b.e.width)}a&&(b.a.push(e),b.d[e]=!0)};p.prototype.checkImageForCriticality=function(b){b.getBoundingClientRect&&q(this,b)};h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.checkImageForCriticality",function(b){n.checkImageForCriticality(b)});h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.checkCriticalImages",function(){r(n)});var r=function(b){b.b={};for(var d=["IMG","INPUT"],a=[],c=0;c=a.length+e.length&&(a+=e)}b.g&&(e="&rd="+encodeURIComponent(JSON.stringify(s())),131072>=a.length+e.length&&(a+=e),d=!0);t=a;if(d){c=b.f;b=b.h;var f;if(window.XMLHttpRequest)f=new XMLHttpRequest;else if(window.ActiveXObject)try{f=new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.XMLHTTP")}catch(k){try{f=new ActiveXObject("Microsoft.XMLHTTP")}catch(u){}}f&&(f.open("POST",c+(-1==c.indexOf("?")?"?":"&")+"url="+encodeURIComponent(b)),f.setRequestHeader("Content-Type","application/x-www-form-urlencoded"),f.send(a))}}},s=function(){var b={},d=document.getElementsByTagName("IMG");if(0==d.length)return{};var a=d[0];if(!("naturalWidth"in a&&"naturalHeight"in a))return{};for(var c=0;a=d[c];++c){var e=a.getAttribute("pagespeed_url_hash");e&&(!(e in b)&&0=b[e].k&&a.height>=b[e].j)&&(b[e]={rw:a.width,rh:a.height,ow:a.naturalWidth,oh:a.naturalHeight})}return b},t="";h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.getBeaconData",function(){return t});h("pagespeed.CriticalImages.Run",function(b,d,a,c,e,f){var k=new p(b,d,a,e,f);n=k;c&&m(function(){window.setTimeout(function(){r(k)},0)})});})();pagespeed.CriticalImages.Run('/mod_pagespeed_beacon','http://forums.pigeonwatch.co.uk/forums/index.php?s=bf2465c2ce1f832fa8d565a1779509d7&app=forums&module=ajax§ion=topics&do=quote&t=311513&p=2815496&md5check=9aa84d1ca83705d50948e45288f335da&isRte=1,l8PuqRhht8,true,false,OSvqMilleDc'); //]]></script>&&0 KW Close but no cigar....Princess Alberta ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poontang Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Yeah, mine too coz I just heard it on the radio! Wow, I just heard it too. What do I win? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 Wow, I just heard it too. What do I win? they named her WOW ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big bad lindz Posted May 4, 2015 Report Share Posted May 4, 2015 (edited) Could be a song in there some where like "Alice, Alice, who the ?*** is Alice" Edited May 4, 2015 by big bad lindz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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