berettaman1 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 man standing in the dock of the old baily, the judge says well , what have you got to say before i pass sentence upon you. f---- all you old berk, the accused bloke replies. What, did he say ? the judge asks a policeman standing next to the accused, He said **** all you old berk said the policeman. thats funny replies the judge, I could swear I saw his lips move!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulos Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 30, 2007 Report Share Posted June 30, 2007 an oldie but goodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decroyffe Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 there getting worse, dont stop tho, they make all the other jokes look good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 man standing in the dock of the old baily, the judge says well , what have you got to say before i pass sentence upon you. f---- all you old berk, the accused bloke replies. What, did he say ? the judge asks a policeman standing next to the accused, He said **** all you old berk said the policeman. thats funny replies the judge, I could swear I saw his lips move!!! you are the Alan Sugar of the **** joke world Mr B........older than Gramps conny this time.....You are the Prince of Pants..... the King of **** jokes.....the Lord of ludicrous punch lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted July 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 yes if you say so dfb but what about my bad points ? I wont argue with an idiot like you as you will bring me down to your level, and beat me with experience!!!! Ha Ha Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted July 1, 2007 Report Share Posted July 1, 2007 yes if you say so dfb but what about my bad points ? I wont argue with an idiot like you as you will bring me down to your level, and beat me with experience!!!! Ha Ha Ha If its a battle of wits you're after I would never fight an unarmed man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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