Griff36 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane. At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag. "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically. The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously. "Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready." The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. "Impossible. All English men have to show their passports on arrival in France!" The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look. Then he quietly explained. "Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any ******* Frenchmen to show it to". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie 1 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 nice one lol. :unsure: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
antuk99 Posted August 20, 2007 Report Share Posted August 20, 2007 Nice 1 reminds me of that airline pilot talking to the german air traffic controler true story well i'm off 2 France next monday on jollies woo hoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatingisbest Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 B) :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squodged Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 ***** B) A pearler!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 He might have seen the back of one or 2 of them as they were running away! Got to love the true British spirit B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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