trakker01 Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead? * Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in your account? * Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? * Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? * Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? * Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? * Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? * Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? * Why would some idiot put an "S" in the word "lisp"? * Why are there still apes if so many millions of people evolved from them? * Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? * Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? * Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? * Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? * Why do bugs go into those enclosed light fixtures to die? * Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? * In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? * Why are there no father-in-law jokes? * Why do the statistics on sanity show that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 B) This definately deserves more than 'zero' replies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevethevanman Posted August 21, 2007 Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Exellent B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richie1606 Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Very good B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 very good also ..... Why if we don't speak the language do we speak English louder in a foreign country to get understood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BSA Shaun Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 All so true B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 very good also ..... Why if we don't speak the language do we speak English louder in a foreign country to get understood LMAO... B) is it to let them know we are superior :lol: one thing is for deffinate... if it hadn't been for the great courage, strength & loyalty to this country, OUR grandparents & relatives had..... we would have been speaking something other ' gobbledy gook '...so with every word you speek BE PROUD!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes thatsomething new to eat will have materialized? They all had me in hysterics but the above more so, i've done it many a time. B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Very good trakker - made me smile with a few of those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_b_wales Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Excellent B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROBLATCH Posted August 22, 2007 Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 B) nice one mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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