steve_b_wales Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 A man walks into the doctors to be examined. The doctor looks into his ear and see's a piece of lettuce growing from it. The man asked the doctor is it serious. The doctor replied, "I'm afraid this is only the tip of the Iceberg!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griff36 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 A man walks into the doctors to be examined. The doctor looks into his ear and see's a piece of lettuce growing from it. The man asked the doctor is it serious. The doctor replied, "I'm afraid this is only the tip of the Iceberg!" :( "Doctor, doctor, I've got problems with my hearing." "What are the symptoms?" "They're those yellow people on TV." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Woman comes home, after a visit to the doctor and tells her husband that she had to strip naked, and the doctor told her she had a nice pussy. The husband went ballistic and rushed to the surgery, yelling at the doctor that he couldn't say things like that to his wife. The doctor told him there had been a mistake, and he had told his wife she had acute angina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Woman comes home, after a visit to the doctor and tells her husband that she had to strip naked, and the doctor told her she had a nice pussy. The husband went ballistic and rushed to the surgery, yelling at the doctor that he couldn't say things like that to his wife. The doctor told him there had been a mistake, and he had told his wife she had acute angina. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf Nice one, Invector Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tosspot Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 elderly couple go to the quacks for a check up the old boy goes first, "i'm going to need a urine, stool and semen sample from you" says the Dr the old fella turns to his wife "what did he say?" to which she replied "they need your underpants dear" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Ha Ha Ha, all those jokes are far far better <(and funnier ) than mine!! brill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Browning GTS Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 Will i get away with it here goes, no swearing note!! THE PENIS STUDY The American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's Penis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, they Concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex. After the US published the study, the French decided to do their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during sex. Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bagsy Posted August 28, 2007 Report Share Posted August 28, 2007 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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