catroofel Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 tyre fitting- filthy dirty work and you don't leave the machine all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Sweepy Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 when i was sixteen washing old men and ladys nasty bits . and taking care of their sores .then having to get them dressed and feed them . the nice bit about it was that i got to meet some very intertesting people and some real characters plus i went out with a few of their grandsons too .now hows that for job satisfaction xxx suzy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning GTS Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 A Bus driver 20 years it started out ok but now Got out in 1999 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerico Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 when i was sixteen washing old men and ladys nasty bits . and taking care of their sores .then having to get them dressed and feed them . the nice bit about it was that i got to meet some very intertesting people and some real characters plus i went out with a few of their grandsons too .now hows that for job satisfaction xxx suzy How's that for an icebreaker for a future date..... I've seen your Grandads wanger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 when i was sixteen washing old men and ladys nasty bits . and taking care of their sores .then having to get them dressed and feed them . the nice bit about it was that i got to meet some very intertesting people and some real characters plus i went out with a few of their grandsons too .now hows that for job satisfaction xxx suzy How's that for an icebreaker for a future date..... I've seen your Grandads wanger ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 in a zippy bag in my top drawer Good job you weren't reading the map, earls colne is nowhere near clacton, no wonder you didn't get home until late W00p's I mean Colchester arrr my home Town If you ever bump into a fat girl with spots called Sandra on the Greenstead Council Estate let her know I still have her knickers I wear boxers myself, but hey if you want to wear ladies knickers that are 20 years past their sell by date then live and let live - I say you keep 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Good job you weren't reading the map, earls colne is nowhere near clacton, no wonder you didn't get home until late W00p's I mean Colchester arrr my home Town If you ever bump into a fat girl with spots called Sandra on the Greenstead Council Estate let her know I still have her knickers I do hope your home pc is password protected and/or you've deleted your browser history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminer Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 i worked as a grave digger for a while, i only applied the job because i was told that i would have 800 people under me!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baldrick Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 I reckon that Vole's post about the rupturing bowels and the warm squit/puke definitely wins so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppythedog Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Lobsterissimus Bumikissimuss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEFTY478 Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Lobsterissimus Bumikissimuss Jayne Mansfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppythedog Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 Lobsterissimus Bumikissimuss Jane Mansfield? Spot On Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Scholl Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 About a year and a half ago, when I was 18, I got a job as a warehouse worker at a place called Stone Mountain Flooring Outlet. The job wasn't that bad, in fact it was a slack job most of the time. I just hated dealing with customers, the majority being borderline retarded. One Navy guy tried to stuff 1,000 pounds of tile in a Honda Civic, even though I told him it wouldn't work( and then he got mad at me when his car got destroyed underneath) . Another thing that sucked about that place was the fact the warehouse had no air conditioning. The regional manager was too cheap to get it, even though the store brought in about 50 grand a week . And believe me, southern Virginia summers are HOT and ridiculously humid. Also, my boss, Gary, was a complete moron and a wimp at that. I lasted there for a little over 2 months before getting canned. I destroyed a shelf full of laminate flooring and tile with a fork lift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vole Posted September 27, 2007 Report Share Posted September 27, 2007 What about the stuff our lads in Afghanistan and Iraq have had to do and see,not to mention the cops,mortuary staff etc who have to deal with the unspeakably horrible?i might have done some yukky stuff but would be hard pushed to do what they do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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