berettaman1 Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 A farmer gets married , and after the event his mother in law visits and want to look around the place, on visiting the barn the Mule rears up,, striking the Mil on the head killing her outright! ! at the funeral the vicar notices the women who aproach the farmer are greeted by the farmer shaking his head and patting the ladies on the shoulder but the men, by the farmer nodding then shaking his head the vicar asks what was that all about?? the farmer replied Well i -- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Have you been on the sauce already?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 A farmer gets married , and after the event his mother in law visits and want to look around the place, on visiting the barn the Mule rears up,, striking the Mil on the head killing her outright! ! at the funeral the vicar notices the women who aproach the farmer are greeted by the farmer shaking his head and patting the ladies on the shoulder but the men, by the farmer nodding then shaking his head the vicar asks what was that all about?? the farmer replied Well i -- ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Is there a punch line that you're saving for us or am I just not getting it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 I'm glad i'm not the only one that cant't work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Ha Ha Hee Hee knew that would get you all going, the guys were asking is the mule for rent?? the farmer was saying sorry he,se booked out ---------------TILL NEXT YEAR!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Yep it's the sauce I suppose we should have realised as it is after 11am. What's today's tipple berettaman1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Yep it's the sauce I suppose we should have realised as it is after 11am. What's today's tipple berettaman1? Sorry Doc, you know me too well ---Tennents Super of course!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Yep it's the sauce I suppose we should have realised as it is after 11am. What's today's tipple berettaman1? Sorry Doc, you know me too well ---Tennents Super of course!! God that stuff is like treacle, too tough for me, I'm more of a Kronenbourg man or a drop of cider every now and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Why is it that homeless people always drink Tennants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Why is it that homeless people always drink Tennants? Its not that were homeless, its just that when drinking it we cant find our way home!! so we kip down in skips, shop doorways etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Why is it that homeless people always drink Tennants? Because its B***dy strong beer. I have a can in the fridge of it for tonight! A 4pack of the stuff will put me out for the night easy. One can of it is 4.5Units of alcohol. Im proud to say I may be a lightweight when it comes to Beer, but this stuff is lethel. Good fun for parties, always give it to my mates near the end of the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trakker01 Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Why is it that homeless people always drink Tennants? Its not that were homeless, its just that when drinking it we cant find our way home!! so we kip down in skips, shop doorways etc. holy poo...that stuff is brain mushing, a bud o mine drinks it, after 3-4 he talks like a slovak !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catroofel Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 never mind the joke- it's a blast reading the posts afterward classic boys keep it up cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Why is it that homeless people always drink Tennants? Because its B***dy strong beer. I have a can in the fridge of it for tonight! A 4pack of the stuff will put me out for the night easy. One can of it is 4.5Units of alcohol. Im proud to say I may be a lightweight when it comes to Beer, but this stuff is lethel. Good fun for parties, always give it to my mates near the end of the night No sorry Hunter the Tennants I drink is the Super lager in the black can, its 9 units per can! the tennants you drink is as strong as carling and stuff like that, four daily cans of super makes me stupid I am sorry to say. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death from below Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 BB you have sunk to new depths of **** jokeness.....even with the lord of lager fuelling you the half joke without punch line has got to rate(IMHO) as the crappest yet. God bless ya BB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted October 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 BB you have sunk to new depths of **** jokeness.....even with the lord of lager fuelling you the half joke without punch line has got to rate(IMHO) as the crappest yet. God bless ya BB Ha Ha DFB the punch line was there if you scroll down the early replies you will find it He He cheers bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Why is it that homeless people always drink Tennants? Because its B***dy strong beer. I have a can in the fridge of it for tonight! A 4pack of the stuff will put me out for the night easy. One can of it is 4.5Units of alcohol. Im proud to say I may be a lightweight when it comes to Beer, but this stuff is lethel. Good fun for parties, always give it to my mates near the end of the night No sorry Hunter the Tennants I drink is the Super lager in the black can, its 9 units per can! the tennants you drink is as strong as carling and stuff like that, four daily cans of super makes me stupid I am sorry to say. So is the black stuff stronger than the blue stuff? I once stole 6 cans of Gold label Barley wine from a neighbour when I was 14 which we took to a party being held at the the local vicarage. I think it was in the 7-9% range and we were a mess after a couple of cans each, ha ha very funny night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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