ditchman Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 The History of the Potatoe Farl The potatoe farl was invented when the irish had eaten all the snakes in Ireland Upon his return from quelling the Great potatoe Farl Uprising in Ireland... Winston Churchill tasted the Farl and quoted "never in the field of culinary conflict, has something achieved so much visually... and so little in taste..." It was also the reason for the 2nd mass exodus of the population across the water to America....i will explain shamus O'reagan and paddy O'biden were men of the road and upon rounding the corner they reached the outskirts of the Gadge of Madge....and headed for the local cafe.... it was a homely hovel with a turf roof and dry stone walls ...and run by a local beauty ..Madge.....madge would make any man tremble at the knees ...she had curley stiff ginger hairs sprouting from her chin a hairy upper lip and one of her upper front teeth hung seductivly over her bottom lip.... "good woman give us your finest fayre" said shamus............."ahhhh sorrrr yew be a'wanting my farls then " ?.....said madge......so she served up her finest farls warmed by her carpacious red angry looking bosom cleavage.... O'reagan and O'biden ate in total silence....they got up and left the hostilary leaving behind unfinished plates of farls.........upon reaching the clean air wafting off the gadge of madge ...shamus turned to paddy and said........."if that is Irelands... our emerald isles finest culinary repast .......im ******* off to America" thus started the 2nd great migration ...(and we all know how that ended up)..... To be frank i would rather lay down with my mouth wide open under a large mango tree, full of fruit bats with permanant diaorrea...than partake in the breaking of a potatoe farl.. the only way to make it barely edible would be to sprinkle it with an 18oz rib-eye steak with 4.5 gallons of HP sauce....... a potatoe farl is a beautiful vessel full of deceit.........YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted January 19, 2023 Report Share Posted January 19, 2023 13 minutes ago, ditchman said: The History of the Potatoe Farl The potatoe farl was invented when the irish had eaten all the snakes in Ireland Upon his return from quelling the Great potatoe Farl Uprising in Ireland... Winston Churchill tasted the Farl and quoted "never in the field of culinary conflict, has something achieved so much visually... and so little in taste..." It was also the reason for the 2nd mass exodus of the population across the water to America....i will explain shamus O'reagan and paddy O'biden were men of the road and upon rounding the corner they reached the outskirts of the Gadge of Madge....and headed for the local cafe.... it was a homely hovel with a turf roof and dry stone walls ...and run by a local beauty ..Madge.....madge would make any man tremble at the knees ...she had curley stiff ginger hairs sprouting from her chin a hairy upper lip and one of her upper front teeth hung seductivly over her bottom lip.... "good woman give us your finest fayre" said shamus............."ahhhh sorrrr yew be a'wanting my farls then " ?.....said madge......so she served up her finest farls warmed by her carpacious red angry looking bosom cleavage.... O'reagan and O'biden ate in total silence....they got up and left the hostilary leaving behind unfinished plates of farls.........upon reaching the clean air wafting off the gadge of madge ...shamus turned to paddy and said........."if that is Irelands... our emerald isles finest culinary repast .......im ******* off to America" thus started the 2nd great migration ...(and we all know how that ended up)..... To be frank i would rather lay down with my mouth wide open under a large mango tree, full of fruit bats with permanant diaorrea...than partake in the breaking of a potatoe farl.. the only way to make it barely edible would be to sprinkle it with an 18oz rib-eye steak with 4.5 gallons of HP sauce....... a potatoe farl is a beautiful vessel full of deceit.........YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED It doesn't look as bad as the description portrays it 🤔 how did it taste? The rest looks 👌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 12 hours ago, harrycatcat1 said: It doesn't look as bad as the description portrays it 🤔 how did it taste? The rest looks 👌 it tasted of compressed and solidified breath............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 are these not Potato cakes?? My Nan used to make fantastic ones - served with a dollop of butter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrycatcat1 Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 https://veggiedesserts.com/potato-farls/#ingredients Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miki Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 2 hours ago, ditchman said: it tasted of compressed and solidified breath............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted January 20, 2023 Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 Sounds like the Irish version of bubble n squeak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted January 20, 2023 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2023 1 minute ago, Dave-G said: Sounds like the Irish version of bubble n squeak. i like bubble and squeak............how on earth can you screw that up ?....its just leftover cooked vedge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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