new to the flock Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 A Canadian, an Englishman, and an Irish bloke, all standing in a pasture where a black faced sheep is stuck in the fence. The Canadian says, gee's I wish that was Brittany Spears. The Englishman says , gee's I wish that was Angellena ( you know the chick from tomb raider). and the Irish bloke says, gee's I wish it were dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Angus Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Don't you think you have got your punch line all wrong. In all my years of hearing jokes about sheep!!! It's the welsh that think that sheep are put on this earth for there pleasure. :yp: :( BA The mad Jock in Ulster. :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Here's one I was told by a New Zealander (need the accent for it to sound right, and need lots of beer for people to laugh at it)- they have a sort of rivalry with the Auzzies. This New Zealander was visiting Australia, and he went climbing one day. Hearing a scuffle inside a shed, he went to investigate. On entering the shed, he saw a big Australian bloke giving a big yowe the old heave-ho. "Bladdy Hell, what are you doing with that sheep, mate?" - "Can't you see? Dont you do this in Springtime in New Zealand" "Naw mate, we usually shear them!" - "Baggar off mate, I'm not shearing this one with anybody!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Angus Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 :( :yp: You :yp: HG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ollie Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 :yp: very good H.G. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aled_cky Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 good.. but you should've put us welsh in it :yp: Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reloder Posted May 14, 2004 Report Share Posted May 14, 2004 Ye Aled we no you like sheep! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowstopper Posted May 15, 2004 Report Share Posted May 15, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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