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7 minutes ago, NoBodyImportant said:

I’m always excited for space exploration stuff.  I like seeing the “first picture” 

in truth it is technically awe inspiring...that humans can put together machines to do it..........

but my beef is What the **** for ...eh

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9 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

Terraforming .  

in 20 years it will look like a bloody tip.....dirty nappies ...KFC boxes...Macdonnel wrappers......half full plastic bottles of chateau layby....bloody dirty cotton buds.....douches (used)

......you've been watching space 1999...and moonbase alpha

they will be inventing a bloody stargate next.....if they do you will find me on planet booby...in Bottom central...near Uranus

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3 minutes ago, ditchman said:

in 20 years it will look like a bloody tip.....dirty nappies ...KFC boxes...Macdonnel wrappers......half full plastic bottles of chateau layby....bloody dirty cotton buds.....douches (used)

......you've been watching space 1999...and moonbase alpha

they will be inventing a bloody stargate next.....if they do you will find me on planet booby...in Bottom central...near Uranus

Gotta be honest mate, I reckon you're about right. Us humans destroy just about everything we touch . 

Don't worry , nobody will mess with Uranus though 😇.

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1 hour ago, mel b3 said:

Terraforming .  

back to the original post............what do you do with all the rubbish when terraforming in a zero atmosphere....you cant have a bonfire,,....you are not going to dig a hole and bury it....and it will cost you £40,000 quid to send a well formed poo back to earth...

they need to invent an interstellar refuse collector

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45 minutes ago, ditchman said:

back to the original post............what do you do with all the rubbish when terraforming in a zero atmosphere....you cant have a bonfire,,....you are not going to dig a hole and bury it....and it will cost you £40,000 quid to send a well formed poo back to earth...

they need to invent an interstellar refuse collector

Well that's me out . I've never even been on a plane . Mind you , if it was on a Sunday and I was getting payed double time 🤔.

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20 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

Well that's me out . I've never even been on a plane . Mind you , if it was on a Sunday and I was getting payed double time 🤔.

on getting home after a shift.........

"ello darlin'....have a nice day ?.."

"yeah not too bad....compacted a few saterlites...and one of them deep space telescopes.....bloody neaar did me back in.....and i had to do a zero gravity wee in me suit.......and you never guess ....i saw a bloody Tesla with some guy in a suit doing donuts around a russian saterlite............sent one of the lads into orbit......we will pick him up next shift....."

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3 minutes ago, ditchman said:

on getting home after a shift.........

"ello darlin'....have a nice day ?.."

"yeah not too bad....compacted a few saterlites...and one of them deep space telescopes.....bloody neaar did me back in.....and i had to do a zero gravity wee in me suit.......and you never guess ....i saw a bloody Tesla with some guy in a suit doing donuts around a russian saterlite............sent one of the lads into orbit......we will pick him up next shift....."

I get to wee in my space suit y'say ???.

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