trakker01 Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 A shrimp's heart is in its head The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. Most lipstick contains fish scales. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call. Horses can't vomit. Butterflies taste with their feet. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to o take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and & ears never stop growing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left handed. In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. British on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewis Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 this i like its brilliant and if only barbie was real life.. i would be ken Lew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayward Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 A pregnant goldfish is called a twit thats close enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Why do we need to know all that. I rely on the bride she knows everthing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Month??? - What about "once" with a lisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzo Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 And I thought Orange was the only one........... Enzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow. lmao .... nearly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustyfox Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 A ducks quack does echo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Outlaw Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Almost everyone who reads this email will try to licktheir elbow. lmao .... nearly You did, I saw you Tony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calamity Jane Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Almost everyone who reads this email will try to licktheir elbow. lmao .... nearly You did, I saw you Tony That wasn't my elbow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supersonic Posted November 29, 2007 Report Share Posted November 29, 2007 Almost everyone who reads this list will have read it 5 times before and will be hoping to read something new...... .............almost everyone will be disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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