Pirate Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Cripes! Latest figures show that 2.6 million people are on incapacity benefits, and 40% of people off sick from work, are suffering from mental health problems! So logically, quite a number of the daytime posters on these forums are mentally ill. I kinda guessed that. Hands up! Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Who are you calling a nutter? What about us old farts that are retired? ( hmm, p'raps that should read retarded). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dusk2dawn Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Who are you calling a nutter? What about us old farts that are retired? ( hmm, p'raps that should read retarded). :o Shouldn,t laugh...... oh what the hell D2D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hunter Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Cheeky sod :lol: Infact right now whle im posting this im at work in a mentally disabled school for young adults Boss fell ill with a heart attack the other night so I am tmpory maintenance manager As you can see im working hard.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Cheeky sod :lol: Infact right now whle im posting this im at work in a mentally disabled school for young adults Boss fell ill with a heart attack the other night so I am tmpory maintenance manager As you can see im working hard.. Got any vacancies? what's the grub like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Pirate..........and your excuse is ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagabond Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 They guards were kind enough to release one hand from my straight-jacket so I could respond to this post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Pirate..........and your excuse is ?? All of em! Mentally unstable, Retired, (unemployable), no mates, ugly, halitosis, dribbling, and uncontrollable gas! Basically, cyberfriends are my only comfort! Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 ..............You have .......Friends !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 OK YOU ***** ,!! support mental health week!... OR.... I... WILL KILL YOU!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Pirate..........and your excuse is ?? All of em! Mentally unstable, Retired, (unemployable), no mates, ugly, halitosis, dribbling, and uncontrollable gas! Basically, cyberfriends are my only comfort! Pirate: Not my mother-in law are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 ..............You have .......Friends !!! Ok, Cyber-aqaintances. Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGH OCATANE HITMAN Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 My girlfriend's brother is on a mental ward at the minuit he's got OCD he was out but he tryed to kill himself not long ago (160 paraectemol and 3 sleeping pills, yes hes still alive) he came with me to the gun 2 weeks ago 2 get an air rifle n now he wnts one.....lol.... he isn't mental mental he wil just probably have to shoot 20 times before hes ready for the proper shot lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HIGH OCATANE HITMAN Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 oh yea and i'm at college that y i'm postin in the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 The good thing about being a retired retard is that you can go out anytime pigeon shooting .And feel safe in the knowledge that you youg bucks are working hard to pay for our pensions . We have done our bit for queen and country . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skb 557 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 ILL PUT MY HANDS UP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 The good thing about being a retired retard is that you can go out anytime pigeon shooting .And feel safe in the knowledge that you youg bucks are working hard to pay for our pensions . We have done our bit for queen and country . Harnser . Eeh Whats a "youg buck?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 The good thing about being a retired retard is that you can go out anytime pigeon shooting .And feel safe in the knowledge that you youg bucks are working hard to pay for our pensions . We have done our bit for queen and country . Harnser . And to put it in the words of the great god macdonald; I'm lovin it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berettaman1 Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 OH c, mon, BOB these guys reading this are,... in all probabillity on the Dole Anyway!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 OH c, mon, BOB these guys reading this are,... in all probabillity on the Dole Anyway!!! :o And you are calling ME a wind up merchant!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tulkyuk Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Oi - i'm not on the dole, i have a very good job thank you very much ( although i am skiving this week on the sick ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 Oi - i'm not on the dole, i have a very good job thank you very much ( although i am skiving this week on the sick ) Looks like your serve, B'man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate Posted March 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 I rest my case!!! Pirate: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted March 13, 2008 Report Share Posted March 13, 2008 The good thing about being a retired retard is that you can go out anytime pigeon shooting .And feel safe in the knowledge that you youg bucks are working hard to pay for our pensions . We have done our bit for queen and country . Harnser . Eeh Whats a "youg buck?" Sorry berettaman ,its a tipin error .A young buck is somebody who cannot go out shooting because they have to earn a living to pay the bills and every thing .An old buck is somebody like me who can stay in bed until lunchtime and then go out shooting if the weather is fine ,if not turn over and go back to sleep . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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