white fox Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 A Geordie is in London for the day and really fancie's a pint of NewCastle Brown Ale. It isn't long before he comes across a pub. Once inside he walks up to the barman and asks for his favorite drink, a pint of Newcastle Brown Ale. "I'm sorry" say's the barman "We don't sell Newcastle Brown Ale here" The Geordie is gutted, but as he is thirsty he decides to have anything that the barman can offer. "Will a pint of Witbred do sir?" the barman enquired handing him the drink. "That'll do" the Geordie answers and takes a good long gulp, "Wy-ay thats not bad" he said in apreciation, "Im ganna need a **** now. Can ya look after me pint while I'm in there?" "Certainly Sir" answered the barman "But I don't want anybody touching my pint, there will be hell to pay if they do" and off he goes to the toilet to relieve himself. While he's in there a big black woman walks up to the geordie's pint, takes a sip from it and then farts in it. The barman see's this but is to late. He panics, remembering the Geordie's threat and 2 seconds later in comes the geordie back from the toilet. He's about to pick up his pint when he notices a fresh lipstick mark on the glass,"whats be goin on ere then man? Some one's ad me pint". Sweating, and pointing at the black woman over in the corner, the barman tells the story of how she ****** in his pint. "Reet then" say's the geordie rolling up his sleeves, and marches over to where the big black woman is sat, "'scuse me luv, you **** in ma Whitbred" to which the woman replies, "No I'm Tessa Sanderson." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 Belter ! Aye thats a belter all rite ! all the best yis yp :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza Posted August 24, 2004 Report Share Posted August 24, 2004 :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sniper Posted August 25, 2004 Report Share Posted August 25, 2004 White Fox, That was brilliant.... :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG BILL Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 White fox, not much of a Geordie then as Broon comes in bottles. Made me :yp: :lol though. Big BIll the Geordie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 V good WF as funny as when I first heard it 20 years ago.... I can remember Daisy Duke as well... What a body ! :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 26, 2004 Report Share Posted August 26, 2004 cracking WF loved it to death stupid part is i didnt see it coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurch Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 I can remember Daisy Duke as well... What a body ! Then I'm sure you'd enjoy This and this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG BILL Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 Your wierd man :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
white fox Posted August 27, 2004 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 I am glad someone else appreciates her What could be better.... sitting in your hide waiting for the next white bar, dreaming of Daisy Duke in hot pants, bending over General Lee :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 27, 2004 Report Share Posted August 27, 2004 as i recall ,her legs were insured for a million bucks at the time of the show,against cuts or brusing or damage,whod want to damage those pins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squintshot Posted August 28, 2004 Report Share Posted August 28, 2004 Me I'd ruin them Squint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
highdowns hunter Posted August 29, 2004 Report Share Posted August 29, 2004 For all of you southern gentlemen and foreigners i thought that this link may help you to understand the Geordie language http://www.geordiepride.demon.co.uk/dictionary.htm Hope you can understand it :yp: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the last engineer Posted August 30, 2004 Report Share Posted August 30, 2004 squint oh for the chance eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbogriff Posted September 3, 2004 Report Share Posted September 3, 2004 White fox, not much of a Geordie then as Broon comes in bottles. Made me :lol though. Big BIll the Geordie ive seen it on tap in why aye land still better in the bottel like , jimbo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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