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All Alone

like jim,an educated giant of a man, bound by the tethers of ill fate to spend his days, bumbling round in the intellectual barren land that are pigeon watch. Ot the ignomy

JimDfish

What about t'marraw the day after today, or that posh bird who nearly won Im an ********, give me a panto

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Squitshot I also have no idea if you smell

but this just for you...

 

Tae A Fert

 

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie,

Lurks in yer bellie efter a feastie,

Just as ye sit doon among yer kin

There starts to stir an enormous wind.

 

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas

Start working like a gentle breeze

But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face

Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place

 

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae

a'body's gonnae hae tae pay

Even if ye try tae stifle

it's like a bullet oot a rifle

 

Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair

Tae try tae stop the leakin' air

Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek

Pray tae god it disnae reek

 

But a' the efforts go asunder

Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder

Ricochets arrond the room

Michty me! a sonic boom

 

God almighty it fairly reeks

A' hope a' huvnae **** ma breeks

Tae the bog a' better scurry

Whit the hell, it's no ma worry

 

A'body roon aboot me choakin'

One or two are nearly boakin'

I'll feel better for a while

Cannae help but raise a smile

 

It wis him! I shout and glower

Alas too late, he's just keeled ower

Ye dirty ******! They shout and stare

I'm no that welcome any mair

 

Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free

That sounds jist the joab fir me

Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party

Ower the sake o' one wee ferty.

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Excellent White Fox the funniest thing I've read in years.

 

LB not well educated just got a good memory for ****!!

 

As for the chatroom I'm sorry I let it's whereabouts slip, but for all those that don't know where it is, look on pigeonwatch home page and scroll down to the link, Ta da!!!!

 

 

 

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