red_stag88 Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Having just read the Ballad For Aled, my memory has been jogged. I came up with the idea for a Lymerick compo, whilst freezing my knackers off one morning in a highseat. They can be about a non-existant PW member... There once was a man from Pigeon Watch, Who though he could drink really strong scotch, But when it came time to stalk, He found he could not even walk, So kindley his ghillie his lightened his wallet and watch! Or a real member.. The once was a man called Red, Whose spellings could make a snake its skin shead, But then came Ern, Who make the mistakes burn, Which made him almost as good as Aled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 YP was a farmer from leeds while combining he swallowed some seeds great tufts of grass shot out of his **** and his hair was a tangle of weeds dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 there was an old man named LB who sat down when he needed to pee because his old fella, all shrinkled and yella, kept soaking his thigh and his knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 If anyone knows of a member whos name ryhmes with "nantucket" I have got a cracker Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 YP was a farmer from leedswhile combining he swallowed some seeds great tufts of grass shot out of his **** and his hair was a tangle of weeds dave Jim ROTFLMAO ... Now i know why i'm a baldie ! all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 ****et Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 I have forgotten it now anyway. something about it being so long he could do something with it,the wiping his chin with a grin and if his ear was something else he could do something to that as well? jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 T'was a fella called jimd Who was a gender bending lad from Manc-e He sits down for a **** An he never miss a chance to poke fun at ye . Well i gave it a go all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 There once was a man from Nantucket His member was so long he could suck it His nearly wife got the night off She had tol help him with the odd toss, Only if his ear were something else he could.... Phuket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 There was a young fellow called deaks whose sessions would go on for weeks his wrist would get bigger from pulling his trigger and he'd go home with a bagful of beaks There wa a young un named aled lllanffaairrch thggwyn laanstilioch llochen giglgigiglg tsanzetajonescymrutractorcchhh Only aled will understand that one which is a shame as it is much better than the one about deaks Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammergun Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 There once was a hooker from Crewe Who filled up her thingy with glue She said with a grin; If they pay to get in They can pay to get out again too! A horny young woman from Norway once hung by her heels from the doorway She said to her man; Come quick as you can I think that I've just found one more way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 there once was a shooter called sniper who decided to sleep with a viper the confusion all told when the python took hold now his d=cks only fit in his van. as a wiper If you listen carefully you can hear the sound of a barrel being scraped jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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apbuild Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 There was a young girl from Cape Cod, Who thought babies were a gift from God, But it was not the almighty, that lifted her nightie, It was Roger the lodger the sod! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiercel Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 The cuckoo sits in the tall green grass. Its wings folded tightly.Its beak up its ***. Now in this position it can only say twit for its hard to say cuckoo with a beak full of ****. There wasa young lady from haugton. who had one long *** and a shortun. to make up for the loss she had a fanny like a horse and a **** like a 500 norton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoggieman Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 There was a old moll from Great horton who had one long *** and one short one to make up for this loss she had a tw*t like an hoss and a **** like a 750 Norton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted September 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Hmm, a bit of repetion there.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkshire Pudding Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 A fellow on pigeon watch called stag members found his spelling quite bad Then one day shfgu idoweo oiwifdj jhfhf all the best yis yp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tiercel Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Old mrs hunt had a funny cut punt not a punt cut funny but a funny cut punt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 OK poets it very close, but i am sure you will agree, Jimdfish should be poet laureate. LB Dont you dare pull me up on my smelling wed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimdfish Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 there was a young fellow named tiercel who washed all of his clothes in new persil altough he remarked with a frown, that his clothes were still brown, better a basket for my clothes than my ar( thats enough. the mods) jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 Too far Jim. I dont know you anymore. LB saddened at losing a friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted September 14, 2004 Report Share Posted September 14, 2004 I made Jim cry LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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