Harnser Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 I was sitting in a hedge row yesterday shooting a few pigeons and musing like one does . I thought to myself i actually like doing this no body around to bother me and if somebody did come along i would proberbly have jumped up and scared them off (is this trollish behaviour ) . When i got home my little granddaughter was at the house and wanted me to be the big bad troll and chase her round the garden and scare her . We had a wonderful game of the big bad troll chasing the fairy princess untill the big bad troll was nuetralised by the fairys magic wand and could only be revived with a nice cup of tea . What bothers me is ,i like being the big bad troll . Should i be bothered about this or do you think i should seek medical advice ?. Has anybody seen a troll ?, and what do they look like ,what language do they speak and what do they eat other than humans . Is there a defence against a fairys magic wand ? in desperation . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flash Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 i here that a common indication of trollishness, is an unhealthy obsession with sheds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 I was sitting in a hedge row yesterday shooting a few pigeons and musing like one does . I thought to myself i actually like doing this no body around to bother me and if somebody did come along i would proberbly have jumped up and scared them off (is this trollish behaviour ) . When i got home my little granddaughter was at the house and wanted me to be the big bad troll and chase her round the garden and scare her . We had a wonderful game of the big bad troll chasing the fairy princess untill the big bad troll was nuetralised by the fairys magic wand and could only be revived with a nice cup of tea . What bothers me is ,i like being the big bad troll . Should i be bothered about this or do you think i should seek medical advice ?. Has anybody seen a troll ?, and what do they look like ,what language do they speak and what do they eat other than humans . Is there a defence against a fairys magic wand ? in desperation . Harnser . I would reccommend a long lie down in your shed for starters, you really need to re-evaluate your life. Have you thought of becoming a jehovah's witness? Work one day a week and rest the other six? Somehow that does not quite fit in with "and on the seventh day he rested" does it?..... But I digress, getting back to driven pairs off the high tower, pretty to watch Harnser, wiped the grins off of two faces as I remember it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 i here that a common indication of trollishness, is an unhealthy obsession with sheds That and an unhealthy interrest in Fairys and their Wands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MM Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 too much coffee by the sounds of it , happens to me now and again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr W Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Have you got hairy feet, live under a bridge and like to eat goats? If so you are definitely a troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 umm this all sounds very normal to me, deffo take up Bobs idea a long lie in the shed nestled in the drill bits and wood shavings should help, if you start thinking about Caravans its a sure thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 And if you look like this, you may be turning into one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 sometimes self evaluation can be the most revealing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 And if you look like this, you may be turning into one Where ever did you get that photo of me . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Have you got hairy feet, live under a bridge and like to eat goats? If so you are definitely a troll Iam worried now ,i have to shave my feet every week so that i can get my socks on . Harnser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maiden22 Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Fear not Harnser, there are many attractive opportunities for trolls in today's modern workplace. You could, for example, become a sniper from Yorkshire. Robert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harnser Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 I was sitting in a hedge row yesterday shooting a few pigeons and musing like one does . I thought to myself i actually like doing this no body around to bother me and if somebody did come along i would proberbly have jumped up and scared them off (is this trollish behaviour ) . When i got home my little granddaughter was at the house and wanted me to be the big bad troll and chase her round the garden and scare her . We had a wonderful game of the big bad troll chasing the fairy princess untill the big bad troll was nuetralised by the fairys magic wand and could only be revived with a nice cup of tea . What bothers me is ,i like being the big bad troll . Should i be bothered about this or do you think i should seek medical advice ?. Has anybody seen a troll ?, and what do they look like ,what language do they speak and what do they eat other than humans . Is there a defence against a fairys magic wand ? in desperation . Harnser . I would reccommend a long lie down in your shed for starters, you really need to re-evaluate your life. Have you thought of becoming a jehovah's witness? Work one day a week and rest the other six? Somehow that does not quite fit in with "and on the seventh day he rested" does it?..... But I digress, getting back to driven pairs off the high tower, pretty to watch Harnser, wiped the grins off of two faces as I remember it! Bob , I couldnt possibly work one day a week , thats much to much . Harnser . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob300w Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Yep, too much for me also. Not getting any strange urges to go metal detecting are you? That's an early sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted June 23, 2008 Report Share Posted June 23, 2008 Yep, too much for me also. Not getting any strange urges to go metal detecting are you? That's an early sign. ******, i have that as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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