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Just eat some really greasy bacon and sausage with runny eggs. That should sort it. :hmm::good:

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i was thiking that but cant even move to comker only in com room as mrs cabt stand me near her lol drunk 8 pints 4 aftrre shocks 3 weigermeister 5 tequila 2 whisley and 4 southie an cokes think its the com room for me tohintght lmao!

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Serves you right you gaylord. Think of it as a punishment for calling Jägermeister "weigermeister". Just think, you have been calling it weigermeister for god knows how long and everyone has been laughing at you.

 

Enjoy your hangover tomorrow morning :hmm::good: .

 

ZB

Edited by Zapp Brannigan

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You think that's bad? I picked up my other half from a party at her friends house last night and she threw up in the car. All over the door, floor and centre console. She then started to apologise and trying to hold on to me (as drunk people do) but was covered in it herself. Result-I got covered in it too. It's the first time she's ever been sick from drink and she's in her twenties. She must have felt the need to do a really good job of it!

 

Next time I'm picking her up in the Landy. I can just jet wash her and the inside of the truck at the same time then! :hmm:

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thats the stuff lol little test tubes stuff lol cheers for the gasty lord comment :hmm:

 

"Gasty Lord"

 

Classic. :good:

 

As an aside, I once (deliberately - I am a total **** when drunk) chundered directly into the heater vent of my ex girlfriend's Ford Fiesta. Strangely she dumped me not long after the first cold snap of the year made her turn her heaters on.... :P

 

ZB

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i was in my taxi mrs dibging focuk working tomorwo

 

 

 

thats right brother, you tell em :hmm:

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well i thing i have triegsd to type foemough t now and going to try sleepw casnt poosiblyt spwe any ore filled have wahsing upoboewlf lol ! so will post updyete in morning! nighjt all!

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well i thing i have triegsd to type foemough t now and going to try sleepw casnt poosiblyt spwe any ore filled have wahsing upoboewlf lol ! so will post updyete in morning! nighjt all!

 

Night night

 

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:hmm::good:

 

ZB

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i was thiking that but cant even move to comker only in com room as mrs cabt stand me near her lol drunk 8 pints 4 aftrre shocks 3 weigermeister 5 tequila 2 whisley and 4 southie an cokes think its the com room for me tohintght lmao!

 

 

Cant be that drunk if you remember what you drunk :hmm:

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i was thiking that but cant even move to comker only in com room as mrs cabt stand me near her lol drunk 8 pints 4 aftrre shocks 3 weigermeister 5 tequila 2 whisley and 4 southie an cokes think its the com room for me tohintght lmao!

 

 

and which country is that in? :hmm:

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and which country is that in? :hmm:

I believe that's drunken slur for "computer"

 

:good: best of luck tomorrow dude, sounds like you'll need it!

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Yes, good luck tomorrow.

 

I cant decide whether it was valliantly pathetic or pathetically valliant to come on here and tell everyone you are proper ****rs....

 

ZB

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well ..... got up and i think i must go to work , yes banging head ache cracking stomache ache . Sorry if i offended anyone dredding what i stuck on facebook now :hmm:

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