Fisherman Mike Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Airport Announcements I know these have done the rounds but they are so funny they are always worth second hearing. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete k Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 :thumbs: now that is some funny stuff well done mike pete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 ROFLMAO!!! Thats sounds similar to a simpsons episode where Bart phones Mo's bar and asks if he has a B. Oproblem in his bar. :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browning Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Or the classic when the waitress, on answering the telephone, stands up and asks the packed bar..... "Is Mike Hunt in the bar, has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_stag88 Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 That hit the spot FM :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 "Is Mike Hunt in the bar, has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?" :thumbs: We actually had a Miike Hunt working at the local council when i worked there and he always answered his phone with "Mike Hunt here". This caused that many complaints from the women who phoned him that his supervisor had to take him on one side and explain things to him. After that he used his full name of Michael. Absolutely true that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted April 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 "Is Mike Hunt in the bar, has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?" We actually had a Miike Hunt working at the local council when i worked there and he always answered his phone with "Mike Hunt here". This caused that many complaints from the women who phoned him that his supervisor had to take him on one side and explain things to him. After that he used his full name of Michael. Absolutely true that. Wasnt his Brother called Isaac :lol: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Wasnt his Brother called Isaac :lol: :thumbs: Don't know, never met him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul in North Lincs. Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 Very good :thumbs: Reminds me of when my brother and I as kids were forced to go to church with Grandma every week...... as the liitle angels we were we would sneek upto the rememberence list, and add all sorts of amusing names such as Betty Swallocks, Ronald McDonald and Alf Hookham, all of which would recieve the vicars formal blessing at the announced sermon. We used to **** our self with laughter when the names were read out to the congregation to recieve their thoughts and prayers!!!! Paul in North Lincs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernyha Posted April 19, 2005 Report Share Posted April 19, 2005 :thumbs: This topic is starting to remind me of that double act that used to perform on the local club scene. " Norfolk an Chance." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 (edited) Lol, had a damn good chuckle at those FM, cheers. I actually new a guy in my class way back at school and his name.....Wayne King!! Imagine my surprise when years later I learnt about such words!!!! Regards, Axe. Edit: And probably more apt for this forum...we also had a Theresa Green!!! Edited April 20, 2005 by Axe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rb5037 Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 "Is Mike Hunt in the bar, has anyone seen Mike Hunt ?" We actually had a Miike Hunt working at the local council when i worked there and he always answered his phone with "Mike Hunt here". This caused that many complaints from the women who phoned him that his supervisor had to take him on one side and explain things to him. After that he used his full name of Michael. Absolutely true that. Wasnt his Brother called Isaac :lol: :thumbs: Not sure FM, I thought he had a brother called Urac though ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Gospel Truth..... I went to school with two guys called Peter Eniss and Richard Large p.eniss and **** large and another called Maurice Carr.... One strange lady in the village called her two girls... Mercedes and Porche.. Her Husband was a Car dealer... Surely their parents must have known they were going to get proverbial taken out of them. FM. :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisherman Mike Posted April 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 Lol, had a damn good chuckle at those FM, cheers. I actually new a guy in my class way back at school and his name.....Wayne King!! Imagine my surprise when years later I learnt about such words!!!! Regards, Axe. Edit: And probably more apt for this forum...we also had a Theresa Green!!! I thought Wan King was a place in China until I discovered Smirnoff :thumbs: Confuscius he say; "Man with hole in pocket feel Cocky, man with hole in both pocket not feel too Cocky" FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 What about the unfortunate wife of one of my fishing mates, maiden name was Cox and her parents christened her "Poppy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crieffy Posted April 20, 2005 Report Share Posted April 20, 2005 I remember one of our check-in girls falling for a wind-up... she put out a call for a Hugh Jardon to come to the desk :thumbs: Don't think she was too amused IIRC John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Posted April 21, 2005 Report Share Posted April 21, 2005 How about some unfortunate surnames to have in the Navy, Stains or Bates (I happen to have met one) Add some ranks to them andsee what you get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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