Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 ALERT ALERT Moderators help quickly, Catamong has got hold of Chards log in details, only Golden Tan from Hertfordshire could come up with such drivel. Did I ever tell you about the time that I won the French Open Chasse de Cock-Knocker Championships in Calais? Me, George, Richard and Chezzer cleaned up, but I got top slot of course with a 102/100. I've got 35 albums of photographs of the event if you'd like to have a browse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 OOH yes please I would love to browse your photo'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oops sorry I dozed off there. What was it you were saying? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 OOH yes please I would love to browse your photo'zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oops sorry I dozed off there. What was it you were saying? I'll bring them over next time I visit Essex. Mind you, that could be some time, you don't have proper targets in Essex, do you? I don't do straw bale shoots, you know. Never know who might spot me there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I had a go shooting off me left shoulder at cloudside the other day With both eyes open. I did quite well, being left eye dominant I might keep at it Your scores seem to be rising nicky,so just keep doing what you do. Technology nowadays is amazing, just typed all this on me iPod touch hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I had a go shooting off me left shoulder at cloudside the other dayWith both eyes open. I did quite well, being left eye dominant I might keep at it Your scores seem to be rising nicky,so just keep doing what you do. Technology nowadays is amazing, just typed all this on me iPod touch hehe Where have you been hiding, you wonky-eyed ***? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Where have you been hiding, you wonky-eyed ***? Been working to hard . And looking about for a new gun . Tried a few out lately Beretta prevail .........Rubbish build quality terrible. Benneli super sport .......I like alot Beretta DT10......... To expensive Miroku mk38 30inch.........Perfect Beretta 682 super sport (black)second hand.........lovely .....got my dad to buy it so i can use it . benelli m2 ...........sexy . Can't make me mind up . probs go for the mirook or benelli m2 or super sport. GONA GET ME WONKY EYES LOOKED AT TOO :good: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Been working to hard .And looking about for a new gun . Tried a few out lately Beretta prevail .........Rubbish build quality terrible. Benneli super sport .......I like alot Beretta DT10......... To expensive Miroku mk38 30inch.........Perfect Beretta 682 super sport (black)second hand.........lovely .....got my dad to buy it so i can use it . benelli m2 ...........sexy . Can't make me mind up . probs go for the mirook or benelli m2 or super sport. GONA GET ME WONKY EYES LOOKED AT TOO I wondered what the Beretta Prevail was like I've sacked the DT10 as well, I'm keeping mine. I borrowed Craigs DT10 and Magman beat me, so they can't be much good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I asked around about the DT10 again, there either loved or loathed More ppl seemed to loath them . so it's put me off them. You got a good gun there anyway, if it aint broke dont fix as they say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 You got a good gun there anyway, if it aint broke dont fix as they say And I shoot magnificently with it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I wondered what the Beretta Prevail was like I've sacked the DT10 as well, I'm keeping mine. I borrowed Craigs DT10 and Magman beat me, so they can't be much good Me 2 you 1 i believe Chris funny how you and Mrs Sweepy start posting again on the same day ? must of been a ****** getting out of that sleeping bag after the sleep over hey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beretta Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 And I shoot magnificently with it rumour has it see annis back from mrs sweeps sleepover. took your time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 see annis back from mrs sweeps sleepover. took your time I bet that's why his eyes have gone wonky, the filthy little sod I told him to read the bible, put bromide in his tea and take cold showers to stave off lustful thoughts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anni Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I bet that's why his eyes have gone wonky, the filthy little sod I told him to read the bible, put bromide in his tea and take cold showers to stave off lustful thoughts I tried all that and it made it worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catamong Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 ALERT ALERT Moderators help quickly, Catamong has got hold of Chards log in details, only Golden Tan from Hertfordshire could come up with such drivel. Oh no, my secrets out... , I've just logged on after getting back from the Rovers having sunk a gallon of Boddies, I was going to get on down to Worsley to shoot some "skeet in the trees" and deliver new white sticks and dark glasses to the scorers but my suspension got knackered on the access road, so here I am..!! Why is it that every sensible post gets turned into having a pop at poor old MC, I know he's the "Forum Idiot", but we can't all be AA Class hotshots.. , give the guy a break fellas..?? Chatrd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Oh no, my secrets out... , I've just logged on after getting back from the Rovers having sunk a gallon of Boddies, I was going to get on down to Worsley to shoot some "skeet in the trees" and deliver new white sticks and dark glasses to the scorers but my suspension got knackered on the access road, so here I am..!! Why is it that every sensible post gets turned into having a pop at poor old MC, I know he's the "Forum Idiot", but we can't all be AA Class hotshots.. , give the guy a break fellas..?? Chatrd. You've put a bit of weight on And your tan has faded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MC Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Oh no, my secrets out... , I've just logged on after getting back from the Rovers having sunk a gallon of Boddies, I was going to get on down to Worsley to shoot some "skeet in the trees" and deliver new white sticks and dark glasses to the scorers but my suspension got knackered on the access road, so here I am..!! Why is it that every sensible post gets turned into having a pop at poor old MC, I know he's the "Forum Idiot", but we can't all be AA Class hotshots.. , give the guy a break fellas..?? Chatrd. Aye you're right, we can't all be AA class hotshots. And you won't be for much longer. As for forum idiot, go **** yourself you ******* ****. At least I can spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 19, 2009 Report Share Posted June 19, 2009 Aye you're right, we can't all be AA class hotshots. And you won't be for much longer. As for forum idiot, go **** yourself you ******* ****. At least I can spell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chard Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 (edited) Hurry up and get through your first round match then i can Don't think you've got much to worry about from me, Nicky I've got Jim Wagstaffe in the first round He shot 92 in the members comp the other week. I could sandbag him I suppose , he's got a handicap of 1 and mine is 7 We're going to shoot it next Saturday morning . I'll need to do better than I did today. I shot 83, started like a steam train and then started missing simple ones . Really pi$$ed off with that. Edited June 20, 2009 by Chard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 Don't think you've got much to worry about from me, Nicky I've got Jim Wagstaffe in the first round He shot 92 in the members comp the other week. I could sandbag him I suppose , he's got a handicap of 1 and mine is 7 We're going to shoot it next Saturday morning . I'll need to do better than I did today. I shot 83, started like a steam train and then started missing simple ones . Really pi$$ed off with that. Looks like i will have to have a round with you again then to keep your concentration up You will go through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky T Posted June 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Don't think you've got much to worry about from me, Nicky I've got Jim Wagstaffe in the first round He shot 92 in the members comp the other week. I could sandbag him I suppose , he's got a handicap of 1 and mine is 7 We're going to shoot it next Saturday morning . I'll need to do better than I did today. I shot 83, started like a steam train and then started missing simple ones . Really pi$$ed off with that. Jim who? You'll be right i'm sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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