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Grass Snake taken to eating goldfish


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I'm fairly sure a shovel would work but failing that can't you just catch and re-locate the snake subtly or just deliver it to your local RSPCA place they're good at releasing wildlife no where near where it came from

 

 

The old lady is 67 and is too far away for me to "pop over and catch it"......... about 200 miles away.

 

Can she get a snake trap? then release it some way off. She really likes her fish, so thanks for the "feed the snake" suggestion Nick :good:

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Get her to get some jack pike in her pond and turn the tables on the thieving ****** ;)

 

 

Like the thinking MC but won't the pike eat the goldfish?

 

Just had her on the phone.... she is seeing 2 grass snakes now, they like resting on the lilly pads during the day! :(

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They probaly will but you can take them out and eat them after they have eaten the snakes.

 

The alternative is to give the snakes a dose of high velocity lead poisoning. Not that I would condone that course of action ;) :(

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Malk,

 

I have the plan -

 

1) Get her to put on a wet suit trousers (but no top) and hide in the pond lying on her back whilst breathing thru a reed like on the movies.

 

2) She should paint one breast gold / orange and draw a face on it. (like a goldfish)

 

3) When Mr Hungrysnake comes along she let it go near the new "goldfish" but not bite it :(

 

4) Grab snake in a net and put it in her handbag.

 

5) Let it loose at the bingo hall then claim all the prizes ;)

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Malk,

 

I have the plan -

 

1) Get her to put on a wet suit trousers (but no top) and hide in the pond lying on her back whilst breathing thru a reed like on the movies.

 

2) She should paint one breast gold / orange and draw a face on it. (like a goldfish)

 

3) When Mr Hungrysnake comes along she let it go near the new "goldfish" but not bite it :(

 

4) Grab snake in a net and put it in her handbag.

 

5) Let it loose at the bingo hall then claim all the prizes ;)

 

Are you back on the Aldi port?

 

Drop me your phone number and I'll tell her to call you ;)

 

Remember lads... she is an OAP

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I have an idea. ;)

 

Get somebody to construct a wire mesh fence with an outwards facing lip surrounding the pond. It doesn't need to be too high but provided it is sunk into the ground a bit then the snakes will not get through. :( Just ensure that it is a small enough gauge to prevent a snake getting half way through and then getting stuck. ;)

 

FM :P

 

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Malk,

 

I have the plan -

 

1) Get her to put on a wet suit trousers (but no top) and hide in the pond lying on her back whilst breathing thru a reed like on the movies.

 

2) She should paint one breast gold / orange and draw a face on it. (like a goldfish)

 

3) When Mr Hungrysnake comes along she let it go near the new "goldfish" but not bite it :yes:

 

4) Grab snake in a net and put it in her handbag.

 

5) Let it loose at the bingo hall then claim all the prizes :angry:

 

 

I Like it. Wealth of information this forum.

 

I too need a solution. I am still cutting the lawns for my 89 year old grandmother. I have been cutting them since I was 14 and she used to always pay me, up until I was 17. But for the last 20 years she has not paid me- how do I recover the debt?

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