Owenwill

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Protected, what a joke, the mess they make feeding on our maize clamp, not to mention diseases they spread, thousands of the little ba@#*ds round here at mo

Even a good covering in sunny Rhyl!

Me and shooting buddy often recite poems after a good days shooting :o Enjoyable in the main though

Been using Yamaha's on the farm for the last 12 years, proved to be very reliable, on our third now, 250 Bruin, only 2wd but we're on the flat so no probs

Had hell of a wait for renewal of my Shotgun Cert few months back, sent forms in with about a month left to go on old one, didn't hear anything for weeks, rang the firearms registry in Prestatyn but couldn't get lot of sense from them,just said there was backlog, got new one about month after expiry.

No, but interesting all the same

actually it is Pryor, U ****!!

Its probably just as well you didn't see the one from last series when Clarkson had a skip dropped on an 80's Maserati Biturbo

Me and a mate just bought Bowman manual clay trap between us, (ebay again!) got few boxes of clays, intending to blast way through them on Sunday, hopefully missus will supply with tea and bacon sarnies ( yeah right! ) hopefully move onto maize stubble late afternoon, load of crows about

And my little beauty!

Still 89% :thumbs:

A Sunday school teacher was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question: "When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Little Kelli raised her hand and said: "I think it's your hands!" "Why do you think it's your hands, Kelli?" Kelli replied: "Because when we pray, we hold our hands together in front of us so God must take our hands first." "What a wonderful answer!" said the teacher. Then little Jennifer raised her hand and said: "I think it's your legs, miss!" The teacher looked at her with a puzzled expression and asked: "Now, Jennifer, why on earth do you think it would be your legs?" Jennifer replied: "Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was shouting, 'Oh God, I'm coming' at the top of her voice!"

Two fellas from rural Minnesota walked into a pet shop in Minneapolis. They head to the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the top of the big cliffs by a lake. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 100-foot drop and says: "Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head and says: "Dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE! PART TWO: Moments later, Knut arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Watch dis," Knut says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knut takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Knut continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either." BUT WAIT!!!! There's MORE! PART THREE: Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars appears. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper bag out of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs holds it over his head and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more, Ole shakes his head..... "First der was Sven with his budgie jumping.... den Knut parrotshooting.... and now Lars is hengliding!"

Very sad news, my condolences

Have you read the guest book? Most comments are from sane people slagging them off!

35, just starting to go bit thinner on top :blink: although that's probably down to the 3 kids than age!

Well it seems I'm the first of that huge contingent of farmers then?! Mainly dairy/beef with a bit of arable to attract those pesky pigeons

Congrats, so when you swapping the Impreza for a nice sensible mpv?

Wish I could say the same for North Wales, nice bag, what gun you got there Bigden?

Ditto the above, ( should have gone to specsavers Donkeymagic )

On the laptop in the lounge, whilst the missus is watching some sh#*e on the telly and the kids have gone to bed

That's what I've been using for a while now, must have gone through couple of thousand, they do the job for me and don't leave much **** behind in the barrels, pay about £28-£30 per 250

Taxi driver, class film, Goodfella's even better, Joe Pesci scary for a little guy