Ozzy Fudd

i see we have the online firearms licensing inspectors on the prowl again who said guns were toys? i certainly didnt. but they can be fun. and if you look back i did say it wouldnt be a hunting gun, so perhaps you should read posts before being an arrogant *** a mess about gun is a gun that gets taken out, infrequently, when youre having a day of fun target shooting with your mates, which we term as a mess about day, because theres no formal structure to it and no pressure - you dont have to worry about getting a big bag of pigeons or how many clays youve hit, the idea is to enjoy yourself for a while. everyone turns up with whatever guns they want, we have clay traps for shotguns (and a couple of new ideas in the pipeline) and targets set out at different ranges for different calibres of rifles, and we spend the day trying out other guns, practicing difficult shots, etc. now to keep these new government funded online firearms inspectors happy, i will also point out a few other facts. on boxing day we had 3 range qualified safety officers in attendance. the area is cheked out and targets set out in the previous couple of days, and everything is rechecked that morning before a shot is fired. it is our own land that we shoot on so we have full permission. all guns are legally held and used in accordance with their licencing restrictions. all guns are safely used. and any person who is not familiar with a certain gun has someone standing/lying beside them, guiding them. now would you like me to report for my full medical fitness check now, or is it ok if i put it off for a couple of days? :blink:

cos apart from the 50 that rushed me we saw approx 200 or 300 others that will need dealt with, was just checking if you can eat them or not as thats alot of birds to let go to waste due to ignorance

Happy Birthday Baz! :blink: :good:

jeez some people need to knock back a few vodkas and lighten up a bit, it was quality the 1st time we found it, still is :look:

i dunno, but i wouldnt class it as opional, mandatory more likely +1, +2, +3 yes, its definitely andy syndrome, but come on, look at it, ITS THE ULTIMATE ZOMBIE KILLING WEAPON!! :look:

first bit i get, not the 2nd bit anyway, 32gm 6's, good for everything and anything

horses for courses mate na it wouldnt be a hunting gun, but it would be a good laugh as a mess about gun

and your point is?!?! :look:

though i may go for the pump http://www.hatsan.com.tr/new_escort_mp.asp

:look: http://www.hatsan.com.tr/new_escort_mpa.asp

theyre taking the p if its 1 click at 100 yards then stick to yards; luckily my bushnell swaps between yards and metres, tho 100 yards sounds more impressive than 90 metres

whats ur scope calibrated in- inches, milimetres, etc?

na mate i think ill keep leaving them for the foxes

classed and shot the same over here, but didnt know they were that bad - similar to crows then? maybe give it a miss, just wondering

na, probly pan fried breast if anything, plenty of red wine

anyone coming in? theres a stripper booked for 9pm...

can you eat them? would you even want to eat them? theres quite alot of these about here at the mo (about 50 of the wee ******* tried to bomb me on saturday when i walked into a barn and scared them) so we'll be hitting them hard soon, just wondering if theyre any use to eat?

naked pole dancers and free tequila shots?

cant remember the name of the best i was at, but its at a big cinema complex in sheffield, all you can eat for £10 or so, though i made a mistake and assumed it was a challenge anyway food was great and plenty of it (obv)

eh? did i miss that? must have been away for a smoke anyway if you think thats good you should see what the 10/22 does to a peugeot 106 with hyper velocity ammo we'd thought of something like that, but 1) richie wasnt happy cos there wasnt enough tinkering to be done with it, and 2) i wasnt happy cos it requires physical effort but good idea

one thing we all forgot baz, you could use make up to try and blend in....

a mixture, one area belongs to my mate (thats why theres a bullet riddled peugeot 106 lying in one field ) and at another place the farmers opinion is you wont be able to hit every crow/pigeon out there (and its very open ground to even try to do it), but at least the sound of the shots will scare them off for a while it was suggested at one point (not by me) but it was quickly scrapped - no matter how long the rope its just too much of a risk to take

i just thought of something... if you pay for the plane tickets and give us £5k each danger money, me and rascal will come along to act as body guards for you although instead of the £5k i will willingly accept 5 litres of vodka, 2 cartons of cigarettes, an ak47 with 1000 rounds of ammo and the right to wear a red coat and white pith hat and make quips from the film "zulu" :lol:

get drunk first then get someone sober to cut it out, just like that video of the guy getting the cyst on his shoulder cut open then post it here, of course

id definitely go but then again ive no significant other half at the mo and no kids, and id be going under the condition that i had some heavy weaponry with a serious rate of fire in my hands as soon as i walked out of the arrivals lounge