Ozzy Fudd

careful it isnt a throat infection, i had one last week, not fun a few hot whiskeys with plenty of honey will help

bought a marlin 917v a few weeks ago, it was £75 cheaper than the cz's and it just felt far better to me than the cz's did - they felt a bit too light tbh. thats all i can say as havnt fired it yet (and probably wont for 6 months or so ) but i think you could make worse choices - plus one of my mates went out and bought a marlin 2nd hand about a week after i bought mine, he saw it in the shop, picked it up and the wallet came straight out

im not a big fan of fish, could i make it without any?

some companies will give you an introductory bonus, ie for every full claim free year that youve been named on another policy they will give you the equivalent discount if you take a policy out in your own name, eg named on your mums policy 3 years, theyll give you the equivalent 50% discount, but not all companies will accept named driver experience (most dont in fact). still, it can really bring the price down

no it isnt. if the car belongs to the parents, and its declared that the young driver will be the main user, then it might be ok, but companies will normally load the premium (which canmake it work out dearer than if it was set up in the young drivers name) or they will just refuse to take it. BUT if the car actually belongs to the young driver then they have to insure - in technical terms it comes down to insurable interest (cant insure something that doesnt belong to you) and, as i said, fronting (older driver insuring a car for a younger driver to get the price down = fraud). all it takes is to have an accident and the insurance company to get suspicious and youre in trouble - a friend of mine insured his car in this way and crashed into a bus, £40,000 worth of personal injury claims were put in by some of the passengers, the insurance company realised that it was his car and walked away from the claum. he was left with a bill for £40k and was lucky the insurance company didnt prosecute him. btw, i know plenty of people do it, and i wish ******* housewives would stop ringing me and saying "oh ive never had a car in my own name before, but i just decided to buy myself a nice tdi golf with alloys and body kit at the weekend, can i have a price? oh and i was also wondering if it would be possible to add my 17yr old son who just passed his test last week...." - if theyre lucky they get a sarcastic response before i explain ive heard it all before, and why i cant do it

dont do that its called fronting (insuring a car in your name for someone else), in simple terms its fraud, and if you get caught doing it and theres an accident you will be up the proverbial creek without a boat, never mind a bloody paddle

downloaded chrome the other day, its ok, but feels a bit too cobbled together if you know what i mean

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ***.... and im all out of bubble gum" (roddy piper in "they live") alternatively, pretty much all of the lines spoken by bruce campbell in the evil dead films

so, what if we sent them a shotgun and some ammo then?

ah now not this one again, theres no such thing as free will, he made me exactly the way i am, he set out my genetic make up, how i would be brought up, all the experiences that would affect me in life, basically all the things that make me the person i am - its the same as me picking a vicious dog, training it to attack people and letting it roam free, but then claiming that its not my fault it attacked someone as it is a living breathing animal with its own free will to think otherwise, that we have a free choice in what we do, really brings into question the assumption of Gods omnipotence, which then undermines the basis of religion

if my heart is too hardened, or my ear too weak to hear, then again, thats how God made me, is it not? hey if you feel the humanitarian need to give money, just say henry, thats totally your own choice, one which i would fully support your right to do (and my right not to) but come on, going by what ive posted theres no-way anyone could justify giving money for religious reasons surely?? na dont worry, no-ones going to rip into you, thats just me and henryd duelling over religion again

knowing God's will henry? but you forget, everything that happens is God's will - the sun rising in the morning, finding a tenner on the way to work, getting run over by a bus, or being caught in an earthquake, all of it is God's will you may want to re-read that, look up francois duvalier (papa doc), he came to power in haiti in 1957, was a trained doctor (working on american aid schemes) before entering politics, and was welcomed by the americans as a modern man of medicine. but to the poor peasant population he was a witch doctor/medicine man, and he boasted that he was a witch doctor, and that through the use of witchcraft and black magic rituals he would summon the devil himself to share his power with all the voodoo worshippers in haiti. to murder political opponents, he used the army but claimed it was the work of "Baron Samedi", the avenging zombie of witchcraft, a hellish figure dressed in a black hat and suit of mourning (seen also in a james bond film, i do believe). He was a voodoo demon, raised from hell to walk the earth and carry out the wishes of the devil. also to ensure the army were loyal (through fear) to him, he raised the Tom Tom Macoute, voodoo "bogeymen" who swore allegiance to him as the supreme witch doctor. they were given free reign to terrorise the populace with murders staged to bear the hallmarks of terrifying ritual murder. After he made the cult of voodoo the official national religion of haiti, president john f kennedy announced american aid would cease. with no options left, papa doc announced to his people that he had performed a nightmarish voodoo ceremony to raise the devil from hell to put a curse on the american president. 6 weeks later jfk was shot in dallas, which cemented the country's belief that pap doc ruled with the power of the devil. he changed the constitution so that his son (nicknamed baby doc) could inherit leadership, however many people in haiti still believe that papa doc controls the country's fate, fromwithin the gates of hell... as i said henry, you may want to read into haiti a bit more before you start justifying giving them money by using religion oh and one further act of God's will - i havnt read this book in 6 months, but when i went and picked it up guess which chapter was bookmarked - yes the one about Haiti....

im a man henry, i have selective hearing and working in the insurance sector, we do refer to earthquakes, etc, as "acts of God".....

zombies and haiti go hand in hand. haitian houngan's (voodoo priests) would use a comples mixture, including fish toxins, to poison people and induce death like symptoms. the person would be assumed dead and buried, where the priests would dig them up again after the funeral to use them as slaves. due to being interred with a lack of oxygen most of these people would suffer brain damage, and would be only marginally more intelligent than an animal. they were known as zombies, or the walking dead, as the priests spread the rumour that they raised the dead body (and not that they faked the death). now lets not forget good old papa doc, the old ruler of haiti, who ruled the people through fear of his supernatural police force of renimated skeletons (allegedly), cant remember the name of them, but haita, zombies, witch craft and occult go hand in hand - so whats a good christian like yourself doing getting involved with them henry? (i knew all that preparation for a zombie outbreak would be useful also if you want more info on papa doc i can run upstairs and get the book i read it in, "the worlds most evil men". such a sad ending for the worlds first black republic )

Oh no, please dont bring religion into this, as surely this earthquake is an act of God's will, to wipe out the tyranny in Haiti, so by giving charity to help them youre going against God's will. Would you have sent money to help Sodom and Gomorrah?

as long as its safe, use a moderated gun and inform the police youre there

mine just needs moisturised

think because theyre classed as a pest, they can only be shot as such, dont think you can introduce them but i may be wrong

nope, not a chance. i give money to uk based charities every month (one by direct debit) and will continue to do so, but i refuse to give to foreign charities/appeals - apart from the supposed corruption in the charities and govt's, its not my problem, pure and simple.

zulu?

after a bit of an incident last night (went to a mates bday party and found his other half was having an ann summers party in the kitchen...) i have to disagree, vodka does not give you immortality, it makes you do very very very silly things and leaves you with your head down the toilet for most of the day

still do, and not just pira ps from what i know they use cat litter to remove the dye, filter the diesel through it

spas 12?? all guns have their ups and downs, you just have to figure out what you need and what suits you. i needed something that holds 3 carts, has a sling, and is multi choked. i had a semi auto for a while (benelli) and tried a few others out, but i got fed up with the constant cleaning and jams, so i went for pump actions and never looked back

big cat!! failing that, a big dog