Ozzy Fudd

ok.. thats gotta be a contender for most confusing post of 2010 :hmm: youre picking me up wrong mate, i know your dog doesnt have papers, but as it was bred by a keeper somewhere (too lazy to refer back to original post) i would assume it would be a simple enough matter to get in touch with the keeper/breeders and find out who the parents were, and if theyre kc reg. if they are kc reg then its very simple to see their ancestry's, so as long as you breed with a kc bitch (and so can check her ancestry) then you shouldnt have any interbreeding problems.

because its predetermined by God what will happen (as per christian faith) i have no free will, so God made me do it hd, firstly youre right, there may be a road to damascus around the corner for me, who knows? but as for the bit about "will", yes, i was brought up to believe in preordanation (its necessary to remember i do not believe in God anymore, and believe organised religion is nothing more than a form of control necessary in barbarian times), using the term "will" was a bad choice of words, but in this context it is different from "free will", instead of will perhaps i should have said urge. also, i was taught that to be saved you must believe in God/jesus, ask him into youre heart AND also ask himto forgive your sins. But as ive already stated, i dont believe ive sinned, simpy because God made me like this, and everything I do is his will. So either we have it wrong, and God isnt as omnipotent as he's made out to be (then were all screwed), or there is no such thing as free will, as God has preordained it already now, just to throw something else into the mix, which everyone has missed. how many commandments do you break? i break one quite alot, the one which says "Thou shalt NOT kill". i dont remember the bible limiting it to people? so technically hd, you could be breaking one of the main commandments just a thought

yes and no, youre missing what im getting at. God, as per the christian faith, is omnipotent, therefore he knows everything that has happened, is happening, and will happen in the future, am i correct? forgive me but being brought up presbyterian i/we believe in pre-determination (like fate, only God says what will happen). on top of that God made me (again as per the christian faith), so therefore all my urges, likes, dislikes, redeeming features (or feature i should say) and all my bad qualities were made by God. SO God made me as i am, and he knows exactly how my life will turn out, because its his will that its turning out like this. THEREFORE i feel no need to thank God, or being greatful for anything. Because i am not saved, I am going to Hell (as per the christian faith) due to the way i live my life, especially with the young lady who is currently upstairs enjoying a shower while i enjoy a few vodkas... anyway, getting side tracked - BUT i am not saved, and live my life the way i do, because God has pre-ordained that this is how my life will be led. getting back to the original topic, God gave me the gift of a love/knowledge of firearms. he gave me the ability to use them to reasonable effect, and he gave me the will to do just that. he already knew i would spend most of my spare time shooting, because he made me this way - so what is there to apologise/thank him about, if i am leading my life using the gifts he gave me, in the way that he wanted and foresaw??

i would never put breeding restrictions on a pup, and i definitely wouldnt take one that had restrictions, its a bit like selling on a shotgun and saying the owner must never use it to enter clay pigeon shooting competitions having said that, no-one in their right mind would choose to breed dogs, unless they have 1) lots of spare cash, 2) lots of spare time, 3) lots of knowledge one thing i would advise if to get a look at your dogs parents kc breed history if possible. one of the (few) good things about having dogs kc reg'd is that you can see their ancestry so you dont breed dogs that are too close relation wise (doesnt stop some people but personally i wouldnt do it) good luck

no drink?! are you trying to kill me mate?! :blink: na seriousley, i havnt had a drink since last wednesday (started the tabs on thursday), missed out on new years and everything. ill make up for it soon, soooo flipping bored sitting at home :blink: ps mrs s i already know what to do with it, i was taught the technique by a very hard to please person and as nial says you should see my windows, spotless :blink: :blink:

so you got a double win today mate! congrats!! :blink:

thanks mrs s :blink: you know, with not being able to get out shooting i might take up stamp collecting, ive been told i have quite an efficient licking technique

oh yes mrs s, ive only had two big sick periods this year, flu in june and a chest infection now, though ive been fighing it for a couple of weeks plus im allergic to pennicillen, so the first antibiotics they gave me didnt work, got a 2nd course this morning, though i may start it tomorrow and have a few drinks tonight, saying how i missed new years eve... :blink:

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dont matter if it snows or not here, im off sick all week with a chest infection :blink:

whats your other halfs name again?? :blink: :blink:

well is thats what she wants... actually ive never had the pleasure of a horsey woman. im so allergic to horses that a horsey woman could kill me with one sniff of her jodhpurs - and get your minds out of the gutter you lot!! wait a minute, i always wondered why my ex started going on she wanted to build stables at the house... :blink:

and a penchant for wearing riding boots and carry whips about :blink:

only got about an inch of snow here :blink:

ok. confused. so your farmer owns the land that the pheasants are going to be reared on? whos gonna rear them? and if someone is trespassing you have them for poaching and armed trespassed for starters

i dont think carrying shot game in public is illegal, just not advisable. and are you sure the people shooting at night are trespassing, as this woman just seems to be a nosy neighbour tbh i dont know much about rearing pheasants bit, but if theres houses surrounding this field then it would be a police matter if its not safe to shoot in it, or a council matter if its going to cause noise problems. having said that i wouldnt be helping too much with regards to the pheasants, as i said this woman seems to be a bit of a nosy neighbour (weve all had them im sure), last thing youd want would be any of the farmers you have permission with to find out youve been giving her ideas, because its a pretty good chance theyve all had problems with her :blink: speak to your farmer asap and let him know you saw her and what happened, that would be my first thing to do

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i was brought up very religious (church/sunday school/bible class), only managed to get out of going when the minister started giving me grief for working in a pub when i was about 18. all those sunday mornings being dragged out of bed to go pay homage to the big sky fairy have left me with a severe dislike for organised religion, and all those endless and boring sermons gave me plenty of time to read the bible several times and arm myself with enough knowledge to slay the most feverant christian (and has also loosened the morals of some christian ladies.... ) anyway, whats there to justify? god created me, he created firearms, and he stupidly made animals taste nice. you can go on about free will and him giving us a choice, but he didnt. technically theres no such thing, because god is omnipotent and knows everything he knew full well that mixing those 3 ingredients together would mean id be out shooting quite alot, so therefore i have nothing to justify - he made me like this, he knew id turn out like this, so how can he have a go at me?? failing that, if he does have a problem (hypothetically assuming that he exists...) then kick him in the nads and come down stairs to where the real party is just getting started :blink:

thanks for the heads up :blink:

lots of posts going missing in here....

yep, in the space of 3 days the hoover blew up, i broke my bed and i broke one of the mossbergs fixed the mossberg easy enough, my bed is now held together with duct tape, and i bought a new hoover. but now im off work with a chest infection, dont know how my shooting is at mo cos if i walk more than 50 yards im bent over double coughing up green ****

i just thought up a new invention, non stick roof tiles, guaranteed no chav can get a grip

very very nice, more like beef than pork

diet? me? had two big bowls of stew so far today, and opened a tin of biscuits earlier

i had my suspicions mate, but i never knew for sure