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2bangs

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  1. Nice one, good luck tomorrow, lucky you with the pigeons lol we have hardly any up here at the moment
  2. Had a good day today, set up the hides and decoys by the pond at around 13:00, sat in freezing temperatures until around 16:15 then heard the honking of the greylags, that started the old ticker pumping and forgot about the cold for a little while two came flying in from our left, circled the decoys but landed in the wheat feild behind us, they sat there for around 15 minutes or so then decided to fly to the decoys, they went straight over my mates hide two shots rang out and two greylags hit the deck, around 10 or 15 minutes later the honking came again, this time a skeen of 20 greylags, again they circled the decoys, the adrenaline was pumping and it was so hard to sit motionless as they circled, again they decided to go into the wheat behind us, this time they sat and didn't look like they were going to move, my mate in the other hide said that he would sneak round behind them and walk them off, seemed like forever but he eventually appeared over the brow of the hill behind them, honking like hell they took off and headed straight for my hide, I turned to them as they came over the top, picked my bird and pulled the trigger, heard the thud but the goose didn't drop, gave it the second 3 inch magnum and this time it folded, I couldn't believe my eyes as it recovered and flew on with the skeen, only flew for around 100 yards then dropped, I was glad about that because I would hate to think it flew on injured and died slowly, went and picked the bird and brought it back to the hide, now it was almost duck o clock we wandered down to the small wood next to the pond and waited for them to roll in, didn't have to wait long and the first pair flew in from the right, they dropped with a left and a right, steady flow of birds for the next half hour or so, picked 11 birds at the end of the flight, fantastic last day, bloody freezing but well worth it. :D
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    Cats vs dogs

    How to give the cat a pill Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus jab. Throw Tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. Ring fire brigade to retrieve cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of fillet steak. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. Arrange for SPCA to collect cat and ring local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. How to give the dog a pill Wrap it in bacon.
  4. I'll have 2, how do we pay ?
  5. Good riddance to bad rubbish, could never stand Andy Gray, I had to turn the sound down when I watched a match with him comentating, so biased towards the "big clubs" it used to boil my blood.
  6. Sounds spot on, that thing's going nowhere.
  7. Got an 810 semi auto, I love it, never jammed yet and had a fair few rounds through it.
  8. I mentioned that but was advised that this one has had the magazine welded so can't take more than 3 cartridges, the lad has it on SGC at the moment so hopefully should transfer ok.
  9. Yeah I'll get some pics on as soon as I have it, this one's called Long Tom
  10. I'm a very very happy bunny, just been told that I will be getting a gun given from a mate of mine, it's an old Marlin Goose Gun, old but in fantastic condition, the thing is massive, single barrel bolt action 12 bore 3 shot magazine, should be getting it tomorrow, I can't wait.
  11. Don't throw them anywhere that a member of the public is likely to be
  12. Skin the brush for the farmer then chuck the rest in the ditch
  13. I bought an AYA and wanted to know the same, I just emailed them and they replied quite quickly with the info
  14. Some military sonic weapon tests gone wrong ?
  15. Nice shooting, that's some exit hole there.
  16. 3" magnums, plenty big enough to knock the foxes down, even the big lads like this one.
  17. Yeah he was a hell of a weight too, got to be one of the bigest I've seen round here for a while, he's eaten well over the winter.
  18. This is one of two that were shot today, no photo of the second one because it was a bit graphic.
  19. Just got a reply from AYA, turns out that my new gun is a No3 built in 1975. Proof marking has 900Kg, can anyone tell me how I can find out what I'm able to shoot with this rating ? I apreciate any help
  20. I'm a little confused as to how you know the acting is wooden and the dialogue stilted if you have never watched them just saying.
  21. Looks like it yeah, it's just a leaf though.
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