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Thats hilarious!!!!!!! #### the bed, i nearly prolapsed. Thats post of the year right there!!

PPE is a nightmare as nothing ever fits. Its S / L / XL etc but the div manufacturers equate Leg length to waist size so a tall lad ends up looking like MC Hammer.

Crank case breather!!! Its full of harry monk!!

It was pulsing at idle today between 1200 and 2200 rpm. It must be getting a gulp of air somewhere, thats what i thought Mac. Andy- will google that. The revs shoot up as per design when mk1 foot is firmly applied but take ages to drop Or Fuel Spencer

Oh yes! The older stuff is proper wit.

The blunder from down under

. He managed to forget that when he played my former Ag college with his band in 1999! Lol I dont mind Radcliffe as at least he knows his music but the others do my nut in. Mayo / Wright and their totally bonkers side kicks give me violent tendancies. The rest of them are way too pleased with themselves. I miss Wogan :-(

I cant stand sally traffic. Id rather sit stationary on the M25 for three hours than listen to her.

Ha ha! She landed like a sack of rude word.

Should have been done during the service but nice as those boys are, they are quite hopeless at times. I will take it for a plug in and go from there. Cheers

I cant do two anymore, it makes me want to get into the radio and start slapping whoever is on air.

Why not try Immigration street? I would advise against using a vid camera though.

Yep. Thats what the comforting dulcet tones of radio four do to you. They suck you in and you stop listening to music. If it wasnt for six music i would be clueless.

This is it though. Theyre about as green as the inside of my scuttle if they cant appreciate the conservation and socioeconomic benefits of the combined sporting effort. They are chuffing idiots. They dont want to listen to anybody, their meeting was a joke, it was like listening to children, they didnt have a scooby.

Good! Fair play to them then.

No, its fine. It splutters a bit standing at idle every couple of minute but soon regains its composure. I changed the lambada sensor as well.

Country file would have a scoop im sure.

My 1995 2l audi is messing about. When changing gear the revs bounce up about 200rpm and take a few seconds to fall back. This means very slow gear changes otherwise they are too jerky. I notice slso coming off the throttle the revs stay up for a few seconds before dying back slower than they should. Ive replaced the idle speed valve but its still doing it. It is doing my head in. Any ideas gents? Ta

Is that the same station who's prank call resulted in a suicide or have i got my wires crossed?

Perhaps she had based her figures on Jaywick?

Quality!!!!

I could recomend some grass thats so good you wont care what your garden looks like. If the state of the local herberts is anything to go by, you'll not give a care for washing neither!

Yeah but only as seed i think, as utility grass mix.

They wanted sheep to graze free range on the seafront . They are completely hatstand.