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It should be taken out of their wages after leaving the forces at a rate that is nominal and without interest. Over twenty years it would be buttons per week.

What about when he was in the goodies? Yep! He woudn't get a biscuit though. (I also wouldn't be able to rule out tea bagging his brew)

Oops!

He's sufferred deppression since being booted orf spring watch. I wouldnt wish that on any one but hes not my cup of tea.

Pah! She looked like a cross between mother theresa and a doctors bag. No fanx!

;-) i dont call it face time, its sexy time!

Is martin milner also known as MM? Lol

There are quite a few horror stories. I'd never have the neck for it in spain. I'd have a scoop in france, they play a straighter bat.

No, its Phil Spencer :-) I didnt realise lasses were so sensitive about age until i dropped a mega goolie whilst trying to console a friend of a friend whos man had done the offski with a polish waitress (who incidentally was fitter than mo farahs dog). I honestly thought she was knocking 50, so when she got emotional about getting old i said ' its his loss, you've got a great figure and dont look a day over forty'. She burst into tears whilst trying to say 'im 35'.

I drove it like i'd stolen it down to taunton last week, it still wasnt right. I popped the bonnet after janking up and could hear an air leak. Started fiddling and the hose to the idle valve was split. I ponced some sello from an absolute honey receptionist at the motel, wrapped it and it stalled dead. Started up and the revs dropped instantly after giving it a boot but wouldnt idle. Result!!!! I didnt even have a leatherman to try and wazz up the idle speed so foraged a cable tie to pack it out. Runs like a dream but despite idling okay from cold as soon as its warm its sitting at 1500rpm.

Were you out with Iferret2?

Why on earth doesnt he just have the chuffing debate? I dont get it? He could have any of those muppets hands down.

No no no, the back page is so you can draw a picture. A nice landscape always goes down quite well, or why not sketch a small dog eating a disproportionately large food item like a large salami? They like a bit of mild humour.

There used to be a bait vending machine at Charing garage. The maggots were not very lively but it beat scratching around the death pit!

That sounds like it could be the funniest thing in the world. Have you got a link?

Dont forget to mention whats actually good about the job. I like to throw in a softner before delivering a concise and constructive critique. I usually find i'm promoted through the ranks pretty quickly and eventually get paid just to be flown around in a helicopter and stuff.

Yep, and he's proper down to earth, ras-pect!!

Yes. I was nearly knocked out by one last autumn whilst investigating a derelict farm with a work mate who was familiar with the site. As i walked through a doorway my pal said something and as i turned to hear better the mack daddy of Barnys came bombing past my swede nearly resulting soiled under crackers. When i asked him what he said, he said "watch out for the Barnowl". Needless to say, had i known it resided there prior i would have not have disturbed it but i was had proper! Great to see so many down here, i reckon the 1m headlands have made quite a difference, i find alot of small mammal fieldsigns when surveying.

I saw the Levs last november. They didn't disappoint but it was no Brixton academy. I'd love to see NG, he rocks, always has and always will.

Its still idling irregulary. The throttle body was meant to hsve been done when it was serviced but sfter finding the jank in the breather i really ought to do it again. Its running much better now but still not right. Ive disconnected the cold start but it makes no odds.

+1

I wonder if it will affect tourism if they do get in?

I had to rod it out with leccy fence wire and then give it a blow. I over cooked it somewhat with the compressor and blew mayo all over my pals cortina. Good old blue roll, he never suspected a thing. Quite! Otherwise i might blow a gasket.

It needs a good bit of stick. Its got a six hour run at the weekend so that should blow the last of the smeg out. Wish i hadnt bought the idle valve now! Other one was probably fine! Havent run it yet but ill have a decca if its still being annoying

Ha ha! My old 2.2 90 would have hit 300k if i hadnt of hit a saab in St.Reatham.