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Any British bird? Could you do Selina Scott eating a callippo?

Well jell!! I would happily blat rats all night long. Nice going and welcome chap.

Still no nearer finding who dunnit then? I wonder what the police do all day sometimes.

Happy birthday Walshie me old fruit, enjoy your lambrinis later.

Jenny Wren for me also. My garden produces squadrons of them. I can sit and watch them feeding their young all day long.

Brilliant!

Thats not how i remember you frim the butchery night, is that an old photo?

Cheers mr mutley, i'll look for a video online and have a go. The garage said theyd done it but their work is pretty woolacky at the best of times.

Many thanks for your comprehensive reply Hayburn, theres a few things for me to pursue there. I will be having a spanner session tomoz if the weathers right, will try and get another plug in to see whats what. Cheers

No, i up-cycle y-fronts for my undercracker boutique. The bejewelled garments are very popular on the underground romney marsh club scene.

Nah, she only did it because a mate signed her up for it. Shes not into all the fuss. We've told her to just ride the wave and have a laugh but the old man will put the mockers on that. He's a miserable old coconut. No, its where you wear ten nodders for the best insurance.

Ha ha, I'll see what i can do.

Exchanged a few pleasantries but couldn't enage in the hilarious banter i'd anticipated.

Better, she's a tiny goddess. Swears like a navvy. Very down to earth.

Think of it as an extension to compliment your existing. You could knock them through. (I hope this helps)

No thats my brother, his mrs is bang tidy. I dont know how he does it.

Yeah!!! Didnt get much of a look in though, my brother was all over her like a cheap suit. She smokes like chimney.

Yes but you have to take most of it with a pinch of salt.

Cheers Falcon.I was on as well. My brother stitched me up by getting me to go up to Wapping for the aftershow party. Turned up and it transpired i'd be on the chuffing programme. I was not happy! I'd turned up in my site clothes. Luckily i was only in the back ground. I Could see my receeding hairline bobbing about!

Tell him its a party7

She can get off her **** and make me some rod slips now. Only been promising to do it for ten years. My rods get bashed to bits tied to my bike.

Chuffed to bits to see my mum just come second in the Great British Sewing Bee. She's seventy in september and she still rocks. The dog was looking out the window whenever she was speaking, it was quite surreal.

You'll be amazed what you can do in three weeks. Just go nuts. I had a month last summer when i totally transformed my body. I done both hamstrings and several ligaments but i was the buffest bloke on the ward.

Pah! I've had jars of mustard that have lasted longer than my last doomed relationship. The last chicken in sainsburys is back on the shelf.

Hes had to pay her fees throughout!!!! Shes using Lady Di's brief!!!!!