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Frank Lampard last week at my local clay ground. Turned up in a brand new penis red Ferrari. Well, he didn't recognise me, so I blanked him.

Which one is it? Is it the 3000?

Agreed, again. Now where's that clay forum?

Agreed. "They are also entitled to express those opinions, as long as they do so in a 'responsible' and polite manner. " "Responsible" re·spon·si·ble ( P ) Pronunciation Key (r-spns-bl) adj. 1. Liable to be required to give account, as of one's actions or of the discharge of a duty or trust. 2. Involving personal accountability or ability to act without guidance or superior authority: a responsible position within the firm. 3. Being a source or cause. 4. Able to make moral or rational decisions on one's own and therefore answerable for one's behavior. 5. Able to be trusted or depended upon; reliable. 6. Based on or characterized by good judgment or sound thinking: responsible journalism. 7. Having the means to pay debts or fulfill obligations. 8. Required to render account; answerable: The cabinet is responsible to the parliament. 1, 2 and 4 get my vote

Population density link: http://www.alsagerschool.co.uk/subjects/su...H/stats/den.htm UK ranked 33 Canada ranked 187

I like the bit about common sense - a rare commodity that you can't buy and can't get a GCSE in (mind you, you might be able to buy a GCSE in common sense off the internet from the Karachi institute of higher education [or will swap for colour television]).

You can't properly shoot clay cubs with a .410 this time of year. However, if you would like to start a thread about shooting clay cubs from 350 yards with .177 gat gun half way up a tree and then take some photos then that would be great. Stick it in a public forum as well, then that would be even better and do the world of shooting a huge favour. I digress... A clay forum would be nice. Enough of my sarcastic rantings about what has come to pass in these forums over the last week. It's a pity they don't do psychometric testing as part of the SGC/FAC process.

Yes, I went clay shooting this morning and am proud of it. I don't care that it's April and I shot a couple of dozen male/ female clays... and I won't even be going back later with the terriers to dispatch the clay cubs. I know that clays can still be pesky this time of year, but this is about controling clay numbers. There is a clay farm up the road, and if I get the call "Andrew, we have a couple of boxes of clays terrorising the traps will you come and help (and don't forget to bring your £10.50)" then dammit, I know what I have to do... Obviously I look forward to starting a number of threads in an inflamatory manner (with lots of photos of claret and clay carnage, fragmented clays, smashed coloured clays, maimed clays, clays shot from outside of an acceptable distance) but always ending the thread with a complete vault face and where I get to say that I totally respect my clay quarry. Nuff said. Lets have a clay forum to add some balance to the sport of shooting.

Go on, a section for clay shooting, to stop any moans at my posting Clay related stuff in the Guns and Cartridges forum. Everyone here goes clay shooting at some point in time and there is no proper clay shooting website or forum (it would probably help get the member numbers up and widen horizons). For the hard core fraternity, I would be happy to pose clad head to toe in cammo gear in a dimly lit photo in front of a dozen shattered clays (you should have seen the 38 that got away). Hell, I could even spatter them with ketchup, start a recipe forum for "jugged clay" and watch people moan endlessly about shooting them in/out of season.

Lets have a section for clay shooting. Go on you know you want to.

I have some magic beans if you want to swap them for a nice cow. I also do a nice line in plot sales on the Moon - just Western Union the money over. I know some deported Royalty from Nigeria that would like to rest £50million in your bank account just for the weekend.... Stick "iraq currency scam" into Google for your answer.... or look at this purpose made eBay guide on the scam http://search.reviews.ebay.co.uk/Iraqi-Dinar-Scam That will be a £50 charge for not being scammed, I thank you...

When I think of seals I think of Canada. Dunno about The East Midlands though.

I think what Newtotheflock is actually saying is "are you a fisherman from Scotland or are you completely mental?"

Each individal has to "draw their own line" and there is a general consensus on what is game, what is fair game and what is vermin..... although don't tell any of those gothic looking piercing clad weirdos that insist on keeping rats and telling the world how clever rats are and how they should be respected. "It's on my certificate, I can see it, I can shoot it". I know someone who shoots and who lives near to Colchester Zoo. Anyway, it's down to personal choice and you get extremists in all walks of life.... I still think the "seals" thread was a wind up. If it wasn't, go and set up SealWatch Forums.

Indeed, I thought the "Seal" thread was a wind up. The quicker that one slides off the board the better.

A grey trowel? ***? That's 3 minutes of my life I won't get back.

Petrol station attendants - always remind me of the (late) Bill Hicks sketch about the Judas Priest fans in the US that topped themselves after listening to Judas Priest backwards for 4 solid days and nights.... did we lose a cure for cancer? Did we lose a couple of scientists? No we lost a couple more garage attendants.

I had my visit from the FAO last week - he gave the cabinet a kick and shake to see if it would come off. He did mention that if the cabinet had the relevent british standard then it would be automatically accepted (provided it was properly anchored). I drilled extra holes in the side of mine to get a better anchor into a corner (breeze blocks at rear, brick on the right hand side). I assumed that the wall to the rear was solid brick - no soon as the drill hit the wall on hammer setting it went clean through it much to the amusement of the missus. The best thing I found to use was liquid polyester and bolts - drill hole (not so deep as to go through wall), pump in liquid polyester (Wickes £8), insert bolt, wait 5 minutes. Boomshanka. You could hang elephants off the fixings.

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That's a good webby. I just registered and searched keyword of "AYA". Auction tomorrow, 26" 12b box lock ejector £120 to £180 estimate. This is the link for tomorrow's auction (for anyone with time to kill in the South West): http://www.catalogue-host.co.uk/gth/magdal...egory_23_page_1

I had a pub debate with some friends last weekend on the issue of shooting Magpies. I was astonished at how little they knew - sticking up for them as big pretty birds to be invited into the garden. When growing up I used to spend a great deal of time at the grandparents (big house lots of land) and *every* year they had housemartins that would return to an outbuilding, nest and when their young hatched they would take to the washing line for flying lessons. One year magpies arrived and took the lot out. Nasty. The Magies took the eyes and then shredded the little that was left. Anyways, recently I saw this: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml.../27/ixhome.html For my bit I immediately took out an annual subscription to Sporting Shooter. And shame on the RSPB for talking ********. Good shooting.

Cheers LG, I have found the webby: http://www.geoffreycollings.co.uk/site/frameset/2/core.htm

What, "yummy69girl 24/F, from Claremont, United Kingdom" She's definitely an option. I did see a shotgun video playing in the background but that was a bit of a distraction.

That's not a million miles away from me - could do a long weekend up there. Got any contact details etc so I can find out for certain and stick it in the diary. Cheers LG.

Where do the individual event auctions get advertised? I have seen a few auction sites on line but haven't heard on any real room auctions for shooting etc.