Sinistercr0c Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Dumb question I know, but having been out and bought two floaters, I cannot seem to get a pigeon to stay on the damned things....... How the heck do you put a freshly shot woody onto a floater. They have the wing spreaders and the extendable rod by the way. You can all stop laughing now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stubby Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 they should have crocadile clips at the ends for wings?? middle bar push into bottom of head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinistercr0c Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Got ya!....yes they do have crocodile clips for the wings, but the head was flopping about. The rod aint exactly got a sharp point on it, but a pencil sharpener will sort that out. Cheers Stubby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackbart Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Pencil sharpener ? I just use a lacky band or two.....when i remember to put them in my pocket.It saves them coming off if it is very windy,but you still need to stick the centre up it and insert into head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lez325 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Pencil sharpener ? I just use a lacky band or two.....when i remember to put them in my pocket.It saves them coming off if it is very windy,but you still need to stick the centre up it and insert into head. stick the centre UP it- the very thought Les Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikee Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 you need to push the rod up its bum and thread it right on and then spike the head onto the point before you clip the wing spreaders on mikee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinistercr0c Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Let me get this right....you have to skewer the bird from the **** end up to the head yes....so the carbon/plastic rod is inserted inside the bird?? Sounds like animal porn to me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Hahahahaha, that's got to be a wind up about the elastic bands! Stick the rod up its bum and keep pushing it until it hits the neck. Once it's there, hold the head up and keep pushing until you see the tongue start moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinistercr0c Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Righto, will try said skewer technique next time I'm out. Thanks everyone for their replies..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mayfly36 Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 YEP up its jacksy and poke his head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikee Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Hahahahaha, that's got to be a wind up about the elastic bands! Stick the rod up its bum and keep pushing it until it hits the neck. Once it's there, hold the head up and keep pushing until you see the tongue start moving. thats the only way to stop my missus tongue moving :good: mikee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy. Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 thats the only way to stop my missus tongue moving :good: mikee How on earth I could have written that without noticing that there was a sexual innuendo glaring back at me Thanks for that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windrush Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Hahahahaha, that's got to be a wind up about the elastic bands! Stick the rod up its bum and keep pushing it until it hits the neck. Once it's there, hold the head up and keep pushing until you see the tongue start moving. The secret of a long and happy marriage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdubya Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 you know when its properly mounted when the spike make's a satisfying "crunch" as it goes into the head KW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 YEP up its jacksy and poke his head. :blink: theres one or two people id like two do that two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lez325 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Hahahahaha, that's got to be a wind up about the elastic bands! Stick the rod up its bum and keep pushing it until it hits the neck. Once it's there, hold the head up and keep pushing until you see the tongue start moving. Remember where the rod has been and make sure you clean after use or you may catch something not too pleasant - I use the sterile wipes that the NHS kindly donate No Im not a junkie I work for the NHS lol Les :blink: :blink: :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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