Bleeh Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Sitting out in the garden having a BBQ with the Girlfriend, she leaves a nice big steak rind left over. Being stuffed I deside to offer the two piece of rind to my three ferrets. First ferret takes the smallest part, and the second one goes in for the bigger part, I then realise that the smallest ferret wouldn't get any and I better break the rind in half, So I with draw the rind. Yep, big mistake. The ferret then lunges after the rind, misses, and bites my finger, misses the finger nail by about 1mm and goes straight through. Yep, needless to say I deserve it. Fortunatly I'm 7 real ales down at this point so I couldn't care less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fat Dog Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 At least you had the painkillers in beforehand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 ouch. i had something similar ealier on, but it involved a hoover. vodka cushioned the blow tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSS Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 (edited) ouch. i had something similar ealier on, but it involved a hoover. vodka cushioned the blow tho I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room! Edited April 24, 2010 by SSS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchieboy Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Those Real Ales are much better "Pain Killers" than anything that the doctor can prescribe (if taken in large enough doses) aren't they mate! (And much more enjoyable too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbo33 Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Not even close to pain......imagine this !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mark the hat Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 he's ### goin through the detector at the airport......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferret Master Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 Had the same when I took Guinness' first rabbit from her. Understandably being a young ferret who had just nailed her first rabbit she was buzzing like she had just sniffed her own body weight in coke. FM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyflier Posted April 26, 2010 Report Share Posted April 26, 2010 (edited) I found two ferrets tonight, caught one.. friendly little thing, now living in my garage in my sons old rats cage (more like a play pen) Decided to call it "Chutney" ( the VIZ profanisaurus readers here will know what that is) She was blissfully asleep when I got home from the pub and left her that way Edit: Will try to trap this one's Sister over next day or so., when safely back together I will probably be looking for a good home for these two, we have two Terriers and I can just see what might happen..... One of the Terriers can move like a ghost Edited April 27, 2010 by hyflier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyflier Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Update: Caught the sister tonight, both are re-united and seem very happy to be back together. I have new home for them to go to, the gentleman is a top ferret guy from around here and I think that will be the best place for them. :blink: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
libs Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Those Real Ales are much better "Pain Killers" than anything that the doctor can prescribe (if taken in large enough doses) aren't they mate! :lol: (And much more enjoyable too :blink: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!) I take it you have never been given morphine and tramadol then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verminator69 Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 ouch. i had something similar ealier on, but it involved a hoover. vodka cushioned the blow tho Ozzy we wont even ask? :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozzy Fudd Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Ozzy we wont even ask? :thumbs: dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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