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Evil Elvis

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:good: After Bagsey,DangerousDave and Fatcatsplat left mine on saturday I spent the rest of the day on the loo!!! and have eversince.

 

I have had numerous loperamide and codiene phospahtes and its not stemming the flow!!!!

 

Now here the interesting part, most had mcdonalds and some had **** from the burger van, me? Being on a diet all I had was a cup of tea!!!

 

Anyone else had problems? :good:

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:good: After Bagsey,DangerousDave and Fatcatsplat left mine on saturday I spent the rest of the day on the loo!!! and have eversince.

 

I have had numerous loperamide and codiene phospahtes and its not stemming the flow!!!!

 

Now here the interesting part, most had mcdonalds and some had **** from the burger van, me? Being on a diet all I had was a cup of tea!!!

 

Anyone else had problems? :good:

 

Not me but all i had was a cup of tea (sorry - dishwater) at the van

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No problems here. I didn't touch the burger van at the ground and my Maccas was nuclear hot.

 

Seriously though, if you have a dodgy bot, 3 hours in my car on Friday is not an option. I would suggest you spend Friday night on the bog at home having a final push, then a fistful of immodium and a cork and come up with Dangerous Dave on the Saturday early a.m first making sure to enter all the best toilet stops on your Sat Nav.

 

There is the usual poo vommy stuff going around.

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Eggs are good for runny bottys. :hmm:

 

Make yourself some scrambled egg,omelets etc for couple of days and that should bind you up a bit.

 

ps.Bet your bum is as red as a baboons by now! :rolleyes:

 

 

And if that doesn't work then a few teaspoons of gravy powder will help. It won't cure you but it will thicken it up a bit :rolleyes::rolleyes:

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:hmm: Nah, i dont do stress. :rolleyes:

 

Don't want to worry you.................................................... but. But if you've taken what you say you've taken and your still got the trots,

 

"If there is a suspicion of diarrhea associated with organisms that can penetrate the intestinal walls, such as E. coli O157:H7 or salmonella, loperamide is contraindicated."

 

If you've had the squits since last Sayurday and you drink only tea, there,s a damn fine chance you've got one of the above. The only way to check is to have a sample analysed. If you don't have a suitable container a strong sealable plastic bag will do. Just make sure its got no pin holes in it other wise it will have emptied its self into you pocket before you get to the doc's.

 

Best of luck and try keeping your buttocks clenched, It won't make any difference, but it will change the look on your face.

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Evil Elvis

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:hmm: Thanks for all the err hmmm help guys!! I have sent a sample and as yet its cultured nothing!!!! Eggs, Thats all Ive eaten for the last 5 days, boiled eggs and toast...it seems to be abating today!!

 

I have had salmonella x3 = mcdonalds fish burger, scout camp...and ahem, off my tortoises

 

Campilobacter x2 = Dodgy kebab and a dodgy brazilian rainforest restaurent in the south of France!!!

 

It feels like the campilobater which is now as common if not more common that salmonella!!!!

 

Anyone care for a wager? i should know by tomorrow afternoon? :rolleyes:

 

WOW, where could i get one of those bog rolls?:rolleyes:?

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Raja Clavata

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Unrelated but I'm in a similar predicament at the moment; no real cramps or anything nasty and I was fine whilst I was out in India but since my return have had a dramatically different experience to normal in the no.2 department.

 

Not sure if it's bacterial or just body sync'ing with the native way; saved lots on toilet paper cos' it's just like taking a pee backwards :hmm:

 

Might need to think about taking some meds if it carries on...

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Eat some cheese, lots and lots of cheese, then some more cheese :rolleyes: then drink loads of port or brandy, no port and brandy, lots and lots of it :rolleyes: it may or may not cure yer squits but the gout will give you something else to complain about :hmm:

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Raja Clavata

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Eat some cheese, lots and lots of cheese, then some more cheese :rolleyes: then drink loads of port or brandy, no port and brandy, lots and lots of it :rolleyes: it may or may not cure yer squits but the gout will give you something else to complain about :hmm:

 

You're not funny and not helping either :rolleyes:

 

Baz,

I don't remember that, all my memories of Hamm based woes were alcohol induced ...

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:blush: Thanks for all the err hmmm help guys!! I have sent a sample and as yet its cultured nothing!!!! Eggs, Thats all Ive eaten for the last 5 days, boiled eggs and toast...it seems to be abating today!!

 

I have had salmonella x3 = mcdonalds fish burger, scout camp...and ahem, off my tortoises

 

Campilobacter x2 = Dodgy kebab and a dodgy brazilian rainforest restaurent in the south of France!!!

 

It feels like the campilobater which is now as common if not more common that salmonella!!!!

 

Anyone care for a wager? i should know by tomorrow afternoon? :blush:

 

WOW, where could i get one of those bog rolls?:D?

 

It sounds like you've been reading MC's best seller, all the excuses will be spilling forth, ('scuse the pun) over the next couple of days in anticipation of a below par performance at Hodnet on Saturday. :rolleyes:

 

Just get up there and shoot 'em, if you're getting nervous you need to visualise yourself as being at JJ's alongside all of the Camo clad muppets waving their pump guns about, and it'll all come right on the day, you'll storm it ;)

 

Also, if you go anywhere near the Oxford Services on the M40 on the way to Hodnet from Essex, you'll need your head examined as well as your stomach. :hmm:

 

Plan for an early night Friday, make sure you log into the video link team pep talk that I've arranged, then drink a bottle of mineral water, and you'll be fine. :blush:

 

Cat.

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Raja Clavata

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:rolleyes: I had campylobacter and gassed you and alan out all the way home from Hamm to Basildon............................

 

Baz,

With respect mucka, you must have had that every time we went, it was NO coincidence we NEVER got stopped and searched - just opening the window to ask what the problem was was always enough to be told to "move along". Good job :blush:

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Plan for an early night Friday, make sure you log into the video link team pep talk that I've arranged, then drink a bottle of mineral water, and you'll be fine. :blush:

 

Cat.

:blush: ******* pep talk :hmm: bit late for that, Beretta sent out his new secret traing aid audio cd's weeks ago, they are the reason why Anni, Chard and co are shooting so well ;) i've been playing mine each night on repeat all night long, only problem is when I wake and go for a pee all I can think about is 'swing through then pull the trigger' :rolleyes::blush:

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HHMMMMM!!!

 

BAzza has been eating nothing but eggs all week and he is going to hodnet on friday with Mungler,

 

If I were you Mung I would forget to pick him up, or leave earlier if he is coming to yours :rolleyes::blush: :blush: :blush::hmm:

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