Catamong Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 1. I prefer breasts to legs 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. Smother the butter all over the breasts! 4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst! 5. I've never seen a better spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13.I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you put it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had! 19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning 20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more! Anybody think of any more to add..?? Catamong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Anyone for stuffing?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 anyone manage another sausage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 all that meat and no gravy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 still got room for a small one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 don't forget to rest your meat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikky Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 its so big it won't fit in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 Want to pull a cracker ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 that'll take some stuffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 first lay your bird on its back with its legs open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted December 17, 2005 Report Share Posted December 17, 2005 do your bird on either side for one hour,then lay it on its back to finish it off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted December 18, 2005 Report Share Posted December 18, 2005 Want to pull a cracker ? How about, i've just pulled a cracker Eat yout meat and two veg. I started stuffing that bird this morning. God that bird took some stuffing! and Merry Christmas :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 "I can't wait until you all go home as we have friends coming round tomorrow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Only 364 days till Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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