pavman Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 When i was a kid my mum used to come out with some funny old sayings to keep us right, her fav when I used to pull faces at my sisters was "If the wind changes your face will stay like that" Come on guys what stupid lines did you get fed? pavman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BountyHunter Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 (edited) My wifes family used to tell her brother, who like all small boys (and big ones come to that.. ) found comfort in his JT, that if he continued to play with himself he would be got by the "Willy Chopper". In order to add credance to what they were saying they used to say that that is where little girls come from - boys who have been visited by the Willy Chopper. Further evidence came in the form of frozen prawns which were, allegedly, the bi-product of said visitation. BH Edited December 23, 2005 by BountyHunter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 my old mum used to say, if you keep playing with that you will go blind. now wheres the add reply button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nildes Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Reminds me of that scene in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy: Arthur Dent "Its a times like this I wish I'd listened to my Mum when I was smaller" Ford Prefect "Why, what did she say?" Arthur " I don't know, I never listened" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 another one she used to say, when she let rip with a loud belch, pigs are flying low, i never stood a chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tenbears10 Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 My mates mum used to shout to them when they were playing some game a bit too enthusiasticly "it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pavman Posted December 23, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 My mates mum used to shout to them when they were playing some game a bit too enthusiasticly "it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye" Now thats harsh, could have disturbed the lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down South Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 My mum used to say "if you're bad the gypsies will come and take you away", didn't know what gypsies where then but I was terrified of a road gang whos' lorry stopped outside the house every day at 5.30 to drop of a couple of blocks that looked a bit suspect. Needless to say I was very good at that time of day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 I always used to get: "Don't sit too close to the Tele, your eyes will go square" :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
william Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 If you keep picking your nose your head will cave in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 When my mum heard I played with it 7 days a week she said I would go blind. So I only played with it 4 days a week, and wore glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 My mum and my dad used to ask me, after being caught, if I wanted to be beaten in to next week. I often thought about that and wish I had said yes as this week wasnt working for me! LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 My mum and my dad used to ask me, after being caught, if I wanted to be beaten in to next week. I often thought about that and wish I had said yes as this week wasnt working for me! LB Not true your mothers immortal words were WHY ME, OH GOD WHY ME........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 (edited) My mum and my dad used to ask me, after being caught, if I wanted to be beaten in to next week. I often thought about that and wish I had said yes as this week wasnt working for me! LB Not true your mothers immortal words were WHY ME, OH GOD WHY ME........ They brought me up and got what they deserved NTTF. Still got the scars mate but my kids wont get any as I will use mattresses LB :( Edited December 23, 2005 by lurcherboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falstafftap Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 Good old mum never was quiet right saying" when you break you leg dont come running to me" and needless to say the day I broke my leg I didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invector Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 My mum would often exclaim, "Jesusweptandwellhemight" All one word!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted December 24, 2005 Report Share Posted December 24, 2005 "you`ll have someones eye out in a minute!".......only made us curious and try harder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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