darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 so i gets a call from my husband this afternoon. he's was on his way to the next lot of fields. no joy at the last place - the pigeons were not playing ball. and then he tells me hes rather muddy. so i say 'oh? hows that?' and he said........ 'well, the van got stuck in the mud..... and mike was behind me and couldnt get past. mike had a go at pushing the van, then i had a go. and it was like in a daft film or a bloody cartoon. the wheels spun and mud splattered all over me'. (by this time i was grinning with glee and picturing the scene as if i were there) i would just like to congratulation hawkeye for covering my better half in mud from head to toe. goooooooo mike :thumbs: damnit..... cannot believe i missed it. :< OMG i've just had a thought. PLEASE tell me you not only had the camera with you mike, but that you remembered to take pictures? huh huh huh?? lol :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old rooster Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 I take it that he does his own washing then :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 lets just say, im presuming its his waterproofs that got muddy. surely he isnt daft enough to do that WITHOUT his waterproofs??? and if thats the case he'll be hosing them down outside BEFORE they come back into the house. but omg if he's gone and got his clothes that muddy, i have NO chance of making him strip at the front door. damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 We need to see the photographs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magman Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 is he home yet well is he any photos pleaseeeeee :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 he's not long been in and grrrrrrr no. mike didnt take any flippin photos. how gutted! :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 Darebear sorry to disappoint you camera was in my car never thought to take photo, mind you it would have been difficult i was laughting that hard But we got it out between us, he said he would not have had the trouble if you bought him a 4X4 for Xmas. :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 lets just say, im presuming its his waterproofs that got muddy. surely he isnt daft enough to do that WITHOUT his waterproofs??? and if thats the case he'll be hosing them down outside BEFORE they come back into the house. but omg if he's gone and got his clothes that muddy, i have NO chance of making him strip at the front door. damn lets just say, im presuming its his waterproofs that got muddy. surely he isnt daft enough to do that WITHOUT his waterproofs??? and if thats the case he'll be hosing them down outside BEFORE they come back into the house. He is and he did :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 he's lookng over my shoulder and laughing his *** off. pfffft the sod was lucky to get the lap top! hmmm, well i told him, sell the van and get a 4x4. but im having no ****. has to be something decent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 he's lookng over my shoulder and laughing his *** off. pfffft the sod was lucky to get the lap top! hmmm, well i told him, sell the van and get a 4x4. but im having no ****. has to be something decent. one that doesnt get stuck on a bannana skin would be preffered :thumbs: :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 lets just say, im presuming its his waterproofs that got muddy. surely he isnt daft enough to do that WITHOUT his waterproofs??? and if thats the case he'll be hosing them down outside BEFORE they come back into the house. He is and he did :thumbs: :thumbs: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha he neglected to tell me that bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 (edited) I bet he didnt tell you the van is covered in mud inside and out, :thumbs: the daft ****** left doors open and mud flew straight in from front wheels. He tried to clean it of with a tissue :thumbs: Edited December 31, 2005 by hawkeye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 ARGHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO please tell me no..... no no no no. a flippin tissue? i'll be using his flippin favourite jacket inna minute. he can open all the doors and use the pressure washer. my newfs dont need any more excuses to get muddier. believe me, Steve *shakes head in disbelief* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scaffman73 Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 How can some people be so daft to drive a 2WD vehicle down a muddy track and then stand in front of a spinning wheel throwing mud up . I cant believe there is numpties out there like that . Anyway that darebear sounds like a good lass , you best take extra care of a bloke like that . Happy new year all . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 hmmm, well i told him, sell the van and get a 4x4. but im having no ****. has to be something decent. I know just the thing http://www.volkswagen.co.uk/new_cars/touareg/v10_tdi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjimmer Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 How can some people be so daft to drive a 2WD vehicle down a muddy track and then stand in front of a spinning wheel throwing mud up . A bit like those people who put snow chains on the rear whells of Minis when they first came out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 darebaer you is the girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackthorn Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 i need one as i am easily led :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 **** at the above posts. LB :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted December 31, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 you gonna sell me a winning lotto ticket then smartarse ? :thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lurcherboy Posted December 31, 2005 Report Share Posted December 31, 2005 you gonna sell me a winning lotto ticket then smartarse ? :thumbs: I dont know who that was directed to but I aint sharing my 15 mill with no one except me muckas :thumbs: LB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 (edited) How can some people be so daft to drive a 2WD vehicle down a muddy track and then stand in front of a spinning wheel throwing mud up . I cant believe there is numpties out there like that . Anyway that darebear sounds like a good lass , you best take extra care of a bloke like that . Happy new year all . scaffy you should not talk about yourself like that you will get people believeing it wasnt you. :< That ended up covered in mud B) B) Darebear must be a good lass she married a numptie like you. PS You get away with murder as it is she is to soft with you mate Give him stick ABBI :thumbs: :thumbs: B) B) Edited January 1, 2006 by hawkeye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 How can some people be so daft to drive a 2WD vehicle down a muddy track and then stand in front of a spinning wheel throwing mud up . I cant believe there is numpties out there like that . Anyway that darebear sounds like a good lass , you best take extra care of a bloke like that . Happy new year all . scaffy you should not talk about yourself like that you will get people believeing it wasnt you. :< That ended up covered in mud Darebear must be a good lass she married a numptie like you. PS You get away with murder as it is she is to soft with you mate Give him stick ABBI :thumbs: :thumbs: B) B) LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yessssssss nice one Mike. I AM rather wonderful, am I not? muahahahahahahahahahaha B) you listening scaffman? im TOO SOFT on you. o goody, Mike has given me permission to be a bigger bitch than i already am. new years resolution no. 1 : i will not be so soft on steve, i will not let him get away with murder, and i will give him more stick. steve? you have mike to thank for that pearl of wisdom B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted January 1, 2006 Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 How can some people be so daft to drive a 2WD vehicle down a muddy track and then stand in front of a spinning wheel throwing mud up . I cant believe there is numpties out there like that . Anyway that darebear sounds like a good lass , you best take extra care of a bloke like that . Happy new year all . scaffy you should not talk about yourself like that you will get people believeing it wasnt you. :< That ended up covered in mud Darebear must be a good lass she married a numptie like you. PS You get away with murder as it is she is to soft with you mate Give him stick ABBI :thumbs: :thumbs: B) B) LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yessssssss nice one Mike. I AM rather wonderful, am I not? muahahahahahahahahahaha B) you listening scaffman? im TOO SOFT on you. o goody, Mike has given me permission to be a bigger bitch than i already am. new years resolution no. 1 : i will not be so soft on steve, i will not let him get away with murder, and i will give him more stick. steve? you have mike to thank for that pearl of wisdom B) Thats OK as long as he can come out to play when i call to see if he's shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted January 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 1, 2006 of course! as long as he now asks me for permission :thumbs: and for everyones information, hes just pulled the van off the drive, has the pressure washer out and is about to make the van all clean and shiny again. and he will get rid of that '4x4' sign that someone wrote with their finger on the back door in the mud. would have have been you mike? hmmm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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