henry d Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Translator please :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Translator please If you are married HD enought said (you know what they are like) :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big h Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 stick pipe together WELDER :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 Translator please If you are married HD enought said (you know what they are like) :( ohhhhhhh did i say steve was allowed out to play on saturday? pffffffffffffft stuff that ya cheeky sod :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
new to the flock Posted February 8, 2006 Report Share Posted February 8, 2006 "lol not interested, im mildly irritated " Must be a yeast infection :( damnit, if you all continue to give me chit, you'll all soon be on my iggy list and i will have no one to take the rip out of anymore. i'll cry. oiiiiiiiii im a girl. its allowed She said: Damn it, if you all continue to give me S.h.i.t, You will all soon be on my s.h.i.t list and I will have no one to take the **** out of anymore. and she will then cry and its allowed because she is a girl. Hope that helps Henry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 :( Thank god the Canadian's can understand English, the Scots seem to be struggling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 I WANTED to say "I'm a trainee ventriloquist, can I put my hand up your skirt and make your lips move?" but seeing as there are ladies present I could be in for kicking, so I won't. The sad thruth is I'm an Engineer. Turner and miller by trade. Hope it was worth the suspense! :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Good man, in that case you could be usefull :( I did an engineering apprenticeship and enjoyed my stint in the toolmaking department, but went into the drawing office as the spell of that 'white water' got to me after a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNAKEBITE Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Posted February 9, 2006 Good man, in that case you could be usefull I doubt it :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crocket Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Hi all I started out as a sperm donner but got the sack THE BOSS SAID I COULDN'T GIVE A TOSS, And then last mumf I cu*t spell firemun now I are won. :( Great job Crocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Hi all I started out as a sperm donner but got the sack THE BOSS SAID I COULDN'T GIVE A TOSS, And then last mumf I cu*t spell firemun now I are won. Great job Crocket Not exactly showing the service in a good light with what you wrote though are you?? I thought c*nts were useful Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave b Posted February 10, 2006 Report Share Posted February 10, 2006 Im a white van man.well it should be white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 11, 2006 Report Share Posted February 11, 2006 im thinking about a complete bloody career change :< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunkield Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 im thinking about a complete bloody career change :< darebear, from what to what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axe Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 How was the wekend trip Stuart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 darebear, from what to what? from a stressful, long houred, no thanks job which makes my life a misery - but at the same time i love, am good at and am driven to do. to a ******* burger flipper at mickey d's. mumble bloody grumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hi Guy-ess How do you fancy smuggling in some venison,pigeon or bunny burgers into McD`s and seeing if the Pepsi challenge works with burgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darebear Posted February 12, 2006 Report Share Posted February 12, 2006 Hi Guy-essHow do you fancy smuggling in some venison,pigeon or bunny burgers into McD`s and seeing if the Pepsi challenge works with burgers meh, if i get desperate enough to work at mickey d's yer on. pepsi bush-tucker trial sounds more fun tho. why stop at venison, pigeon or bunny burgers. roo balls and buffalo eye burgers would cause me much more amusement. no hold on............... isnt that what those things are made of anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spider.20 Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Hi Guy-essHow do you fancy smuggling in some venison,pigeon or bunny burgers into McD`s and seeing if the Pepsi challenge works with burgers meh, if i get desperate enough to work at mickey d's yer on. pepsi bush-tucker trial sounds more fun tho. why stop at venison, pigeon or bunny burgers. roo balls and buffalo eye burgers would cause me much more amusement. no hold on............... isnt that what those things are made of anyway? hay there.i used to be a butcher an still have night mares about making burgars an sausages etc. but if infiltrating makky d's is the plot then count me in :yp: between jobs at the moment so call me a freelance critic of public houses :thumbs: spider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilderoy Posted February 13, 2006 Report Share Posted February 13, 2006 Im a white van man.well it should be white :thumbs: Drove past one on the motorway the other day and usually they have comments like " I wish my wife was this dirty " etc etc but this one had " shhhh, Immigrants asleep inside" Made me chuckle Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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